Jason

I am coated with a thin layer of winter fat.(for winter)

I am becoming.

I can beat up Danny. Jonathan trumps all.

I am no gambler.

I am judgmental.

I know what is right.

You do not.

I disdain excess.

I piss glitter.

I am becoming more jacked and tan by the day.

I will never relinquish my sidearm.

My soul grows sick with longing for things it has forbidden itself.

I run Barter Town.

When I am in command, every mission is a suicide mission.

The Probe is undead.

I am perfect. I am not a cult leader.

I am the last of the famous international playboys.

Pollution is cool.
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