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Tom Smartguy

FOUND DEAD WITH HIS BEST FRIENDS WIFE

About Me

My name is Tom. I am from Chicago. I eat my pizza in squares, not slices...

My Interests

Punk, Metal, and all that is Rock N Roll, drums, silk-screened gig posters, bootlegs, Chicago concert history, tattoos, CD/record shopping, going to concerts, roller derby, venues, clubs, arenas, stadiums, Chicago, Milwaukee, Seattle, NYC, Philadelphia, touring, girls that smell good, roller coasters, stand-up comedy, Henry Rollins spoken word, lightning and thunder, ghosts, serial killers, bars with good jukeboxes, spooning

I'd like to meet:

Mick Mars & Peter Criss

Music:

THE PUNK

Ramones, NOFX, Pennywise, Rancid, Misfits, old AFI, Break The Silence, Social Distortion, MXPX, the Vandals, 88 Fingers Louie, Blink 182, H2O, Guttermouth, Face To Face, Descendents, Sick Of It All, Good Riddance, NUFAN, the Bollweevils, the Traitors, Chicago punk, Apocalypse Hoboken, Rise Against, Screeching Weasel, Dropkick Murphys, Me First And The Gimme Gimmes, Bad Religion, Green Day, Warzone, Warped Tour bands, Fat, Epitaph, Victory and Hopeless bands

THE ROCK

MOTLEY CRUE, KISS, SlaYer, Judas Priest, Tesla, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Pantera (cya in ya speakas dime!), Motorfuckinghead, Anthrax, Machine Head, really old Metallica, Iron Maiden, Exodus, Deftones, L7, Aerosmith, Backyard Babies, the Wildhearts, the Black Halos, Alice In Chains, Marilyn Manson, Guns N Roses, Human Waste Project, Sacred Reich, Fear Factory, Coal Chamber, Roadrunner bands, the Beer Nuts, Ugly Kid Joe, Type O Negative, The Yo-Yo's, Jane's Addiction, Mother Love Bone, Local H, Iggy Pop, Alice Cooper, old RHCP, Sweet, Queen

THE HAIR

Poison, Faster Pussycat, Skid Row, Def Leppard, BulletBoys, Britny Fox, Cinderella, Bon Jovi, Ratt, LA Guns, Pretty Boy Floyd, Warrant, Trixter, Tuff

THE OTHERS

311, Brian Setzer Orchestra, No Doubt, the Start, Other Star People, Kottonmouth Kings, Stray Cats, Dance Hall Crashers, Reverend Horton Heat, early Madonna, Run DMC, NWA, Eazy E, Public Enemy, drums/drummers, the list can go on........most of the mainstream can go fuck off.

THE CLASSICS

Motown, oldies, Jimi Hendrix, SRV, rockabilly, The Collins Kids, Roy Orbison, Johnny Cash, Wanda Jackson, Gene Vincent, Elvis, Beatles, Jerry Lee Lewis, swing/big band

FAVORITE VENUES

(Chicago): Fireside Bowl, Metro, Vic, Empty Bottle, Aragon Ballroom, Riviera, Bottom Lounge, Congress Theater, Chicago Stadium, Rosemont Horizon, Poplar Creek, Thirsty Whale (Milwaukee): Cactus Club, Mad Planet, Vnuk's, Rock Shop, Eagles/Rave, Alpine Valley, Marcus Amp, Globe East

Movies:

Dazed and Confused, Decline Of Western Civilization Parts 1 and 2, Blues Brothers, Almost Famous, Detroit Rock City, Spinal Tap, Another State Of Mind, Rock Star, River's Edge, Coming To America, Undercover Brother, Coffey, Trick Or Treat, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Breakfast Club, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original),The Exorcist, Halloween, Fensler Films (Who wants a body massage?), Glory Daze, Big Lebowski, UHF, comedies, horror, stand-up comedy, biographies, and band DVDs/videos

Television:

I do not watch any current TV, but some old favorites include: Simpsons, That 70s Show, That 80s Show, Friends, Family Guy, Wild Chicago, Munsters, Fawlty Towers, Welcome Back Kotter, Seinfeld, America's Most Wanted, America's Funniest Home Videos, Freaks & Geeks, Growing Pains, Who's The Boss?, sitcoms from the 80s

Books:


Tattoo Magazines, Revolver, The Dirt-Motley Crue, White Line Fever-Lemmy, The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell-Marilyn Manson, Glen E. Friedman, Robert W. Cameron, I like to look at maps

Heroes:

Firefighters, Tommy Lee, Henry Rollins, Michael Jordan, and Chandler Bing

My Blog

NYC

This city fucking rocks.  There's nothing like listening to the Ramones and looking at the New York skyline.  It's heaven.
Posted by Tom Smartguy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dimebag

Good god what a mess. I mean, who the fuck in their right mind gets onstage and kills someone? Being on stage is one of the most vulnerable places a musician can be, you have the feeling of the musi...
Posted by Tom Smartguy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST