Rob

Fun-loving blah blah blah, you've heard it all before.So should I talk about my Oscar Wilde witticisms, my constant struggles against society and consumerism, my glittering personality, the way my cheeks dimple when I smile, how I used to feed the ducks in the park when I was young? My contributions to numerous charities, how I found myself by getting pissed for 3 months in Australia? Sorry to disappoint, but that's all bullshit. I go to work, eat, sleep and get up again the next day in an endless cycle like everybody else. At least the weekend's free. The man hasn't totally won yet.