pcpenis

what can a man say about a band that a human liver of a member of said band cannot.,, once, years ago, four people sharing the same vision came together to do what they did best: come up with a fail proof plot to extort free beer and even free-er money from the youth of these great United States of America. boy did it work good. PCPenis may have songs, the four of us shall never know, as the only song we hear is the sound of free 40 ouncers of ICE MAN being passed into our awaiting paws. And when folks scream "more more more" as they often do, the song we play is: sleeping on your couch with your girlfriend/boyfriend/both and rifling through their pockets for loose change after they fall asleep so we may partake in the local flavor of illegal speed your town has to offer. any band that says any different is either lying ,or they're a bunch of dickheads trying to hide the truth until after they drink/abuse drugs/eat(who the fuck eats? well i guess pills count as eating) you out of house and home. the latter being totally commendable as far as we are concerned. as for the bio part: once, on tour, emily fought cops in Winslow,AZ whilst blacked out on steel reserve. Iman once hit a guy with a trashcan then trashed a house singlehandedly, and i do mean TRA-HA-HASHED. they cant make miller put his clothes on, not even at anarchist/collective/co-operative/vegan living "spaces" in emeryville,california. and Murdoch is convinced that patrick swayze must have a star in hollywood because"DON SWAYZE does, and what the fuck has he ever done" i guess the point is: human history has had its ups and downs; man committing heinous acts against his brother, science taking us too close to the sun with our perverbial waxen wings, culture being pushed beyond the bounds of rampant idiocy. but, the real point is, you need to be sendin' us some beer or money or crack in the mail, cause times is hard motherfucker...times IS haaaard....