Kyle

I'm the most badass person you'll ever meet.
I drive a 1987 Buick Grand National.
I love when someone tells me a good story.
I hate when my food touches.
I love anything Tomas Kalnoky has ever written.
I'm a good listener.
I'm an awesome friend.
I like meeting new people.
I've been told I'm rather funny.
I'll fight anyone for my best friends.
My favorite band is Streetlight Manifesto.
My favorite hockey team is the Pittsburgh Penguins.
My screen name is "Gooch". IM me, ladies.
Things I enjoy:
-Expensive alcohol
-Cheap alcohol
-Fine wines
-Fast cars
-Ice hockey
-Gin
-Biology
-Flux capacitors
-The space-time continuum
-Enron
-White Castle
-Money laundering
-Ska
-Music
-Music
-Music
-Beer pong
-Binge drinking
-The internet
-Nextel
-Lionshead Light
-Wendy's
-Making fun of people
Things I hate:
-Liars
-Cheaters
-Fakes
-Sluts
-Nextel
-Stupid people
-Dumb people
-Idiots
-Most girls
-When my food touches
If I were gay I'd be gay with Frankie. But I'm not gay, but if I were gay, I'd be gay with Frankie.