Lazy, Conservative, Self Centered, Hypocritical Retard with an unbelievable will to survive. Often confused with the "Man My Wife Married" or so I'm constantly reminded.
Armed with a tape deck, a fleet of guitars, and a laptop, Manley is cursed to roam the dark edges of reality, scripting the trials of his imaginary giant, who owes him $10...
and then there's this...
Drink Excessively In Moderation
