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brendan

i don't want his porkchop, I WANT HIS LIFE!

About Me

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My Interests

b's
ninjas
pirates
punk!
satan
gunslingers
ghosts
robots
kung fu
zombies
spy shit
throwing fireballs
shooting stinging foam from my eyes
food with funny names
bad movies
minidisc
my guitars
my organ
my turntables
making music with my friends
not growing up
computers
skate shoes
tattoos
new jeans
oh yeah...THE FUCKING POWERGLOVE!

I'd like to meet:

ninjas
pirates
satan
gunslingers
ghosts
robots
kung fu masters
zombies
spies
ken and ryu
er...pretty much anybody from street fighter 2. except dhalsim...eff that guy.
oh yeah...jessica beil circa "summer catch"
winona ryder as a robot in "alien resurrection."
shannon whirry in any of her horrible softcore b movies.
jesus christ before he got into that whole "son of god" kick.
...or anybody who's read this far without blocking my profile. but mostly...

Music:

i play guitar and scream in angel eyes and the blonde alibi .

this is wata of BORIS.

Movies:

i watch movies almost everyday. i have way too many to list.
here are a few that i've recently viewed

once upon a time in the west
the good, the bad and the ugly
kung fu hustle
ali g in da house
team america
dawn of the dead (1979)
dawn of the dead (2004)
corpse bride
28 days later
shaun of the dead
lost in translation
royal tanenbaums
napoleon dynamite
city of god
the life aquatic
dead alive
sin city
princess blade

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Television:

ali g (the dude is a genius)
vhi classic
the office
family guy
yu gi oh!
space ghost coast to coast
history channel
discovery channel
saturday morning cartoons
spanish soap operas
bbc
spice channel

the spice channel thing was a joke....seriously.

Books:

right now, all i read about is day trading strategies...and game informer.

Heroes:

i don't have any...

My Blog

our little christmas.

sorry to everybody that has tried to contact me over the holidays. becky and i went south for a bit, and i didn't remember to bring my charger for my phone. i think i got out a few texts before it die...
Posted by brendan on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 03:09:00 PST

i often wonder what's in their headphones...

do they know the devil is in mine? some old dude sitting on the train next to me was totally blasting sinatra on his ipod. he had it so loud, i could hear it as if it were coming out of the cracked w...
Posted by brendan on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 04:07:00 PST

the tears are welling in my eyes again

i need twenty big buckets to catch them in. twenty pretty girls to carry them down. twenty deep holes to bury them in.
Posted by brendan on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 06:39:00 PST

i have a new cousin....

though, i guess he's not that new. he's in his 20's. his name is rob, and i just met him on myspace. trip out. so far i know that he likes vincent gallo and wu-tang clan. sounds like a rad dude to ...
Posted by brendan on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 01:35:00 PST

tattoo diary 10/2/05

yo, couldn't get my stupid camera to focus. sorry. ...
Posted by brendan on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 10:17:00 PST

dear mom,

hello, i haven't talked to you in a really long time. i don't have your number, and i'm sure you don't have the internet. anyway, i'm doing alright. i'm doing more than alright. i'm happy, mom. i'm ...
Posted by brendan on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 03:37:00 PST

40s birthday cake and nwa...

a couple good friends came over last night. got wasted. sweet. kelly, missy, my bong,40 and some birthday cake...with a scorpion on it. joey was eating chocolate off the scorpion's wiener i don't...
Posted by brendan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i heard the best "jesus christ" today.

some dude was in front of me while we were walking to our cars at the trainstation. he said it as he noticed the hugest pile of bird crap all over his hood. like...the pile was at least an inch tall a...
Posted by brendan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tattoo diary 07/10/05

yo. put the tree on the inside, worked on the horse and did some shading. ...
Posted by brendan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tattoo diary 5/15/05

i got most of the outline done for my sleave. we moved some stuff around, so tim needs to redraw the fall tree for the inside of my upper arm. i go in next month for the rest of the outline and some s...
Posted by brendan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST