Todd

My New Years Resolution is to become more pretentious. I am already quite arrogant and vain (my vanity has not decreased even after I became bald and out of shape, amazing really). I feel if I can add pretention to that triumverate, I can become the complete asshole package. Until I improve on my pretention, I am going to have to walk that thin line between pretentiousness and smugness (harder than you think). Note: Remainder of profile written before completing goal of total pretention. I come from New Jersey, but now live in San Diego. Along the way, I had stops in South Carolina and Louisiana (can't really recommend either one). I used to have cancer, but I don't anymore. Hopefully, the experience affected me in the requisitely positive areas, but that is up for interpretation. I work for a toy comapany. It is a really fun job. I wouldn't completely compare it to the movie, Big, but I almost always go home with a smile on my face. I read way too much. I understand that it is important to educate yourself, but when you can't eat without reading, it gets a little ridiculous. I don't remember anything that I learned in college, but I have a borderline photographic memory when it comes to movies and sports. I used to be a championship drinker (with a belt and everything), but have lost most of my ability. I also really like to group things into a top 5.