dont stress me out, your not paying for my botox

I'd like to meet:

anyone who is a housecat like me and if you have to ask what that is youll never know, Joe Coleman, Parker Posey, Andy Warhol, The Little Mermaid, Elvis, Trent Reznor, Johnny Appleseed, Cleopatra, Janice Dickinson, Flavor Flav, someone who will sing LL Cool J's "Doin' It" with me as a duet where i sing the girl part and someone else sings LL's part,
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: dave
Birthday: dec 15
Birthplace: chicago
Current Location: chicago
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: dont really know cause i was adopted
The Shoes You Wore Today: the same gym shoes that i wear everyday
Your Weakness: alcohol
Your Fears: getting into some kind of accident where my face is fucked up for life
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese and garlic
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: quit smoking
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: beat it trannie
Thoughts First Waking Up: what happened last night
Your Best Physical Feature: face
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out, its rare that i go to bed before midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: 1997-2000 (i was on a lot of drugs)
Pepsi or Coke: i dont drink pop
MacDonalds or Burger King: i am anti-mcdonalds and i think that pretty much all fast food chains are evil, burger king just has better commercials
Single or Group Dates: single dates but with group orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: good question, lipton i think
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: only socially, trying to quit
Do you Swear: probably too much
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: i usually shower more than once a day
Have you Been in Love: i think so
Do you want to go to College: im in it and it blows im trying to figure out how to get out of college, so far its not working
Do you want to get Married: i doubt it
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: on boats sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: think? i know it
Are you a Health Freak: yes i love fruit and dont eat fast food. that alone makes me more healthy than 74% of the american population
Do you get along with your Parents: ya sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: in the summer
Do you play an Instrument: i used to play the alto sax and i should go and get it from my mom's house
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i woke up hung over
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i ate a pill with bobby and M a few weeks ago for the first time in forever and had a fucking blast
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ya i went on one or two
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: they have malls in chicago?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: only frushi from orange
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: maybe
Ever been Drunk: of course im a bartender
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: never
Ever Shoplifted: yes i stole a pregnancy test for a friend when i was 16
How do you want to Die: young
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im grown up now and i still dont have a clue
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: blondies
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: not a fatass
Best Clothing Style: whatevs, as long as he looks good
Number of Drugs I have taken: i cant count that high because of them
Number of CDs I own: who owns cd's anymore everything is downloaded
Number of Piercings: used to have 6 now i dont have any, but i think i could still fit a barbell in my tounge
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: being raised in a country where they dont stop a fat person from walking into a mcdonalds and gorging themselves

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