Poem |
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When I saw you naked,
I got an erection.
Profound, eh?!??!?!!?!?
Posted by Captain James on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:01:00 PST |
Podcast, anyone? |
I've gone and done it... I made a podcast, finally. See 'Podcast enclosure' below. I've titled it "Jamescast" for the time being (i hate it, and want to change it, but creativity has run away from me ...
Posted by Captain James on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST |
They say that laughter is the best medicine... |
... but I wouldn't reccomend it for cancer, arthritis, crabs, or any other condition, frankly.
Thought: You know that one "Sweet Dreams" song by that one crappy 80's band? When it says "Sweet dreams a...
Posted by Captain James on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:45:00 PST |
What's that? |
I smell a blog! (for those of you who don't know what blogs smell like, imagine the sweet aroma of a red rose tainted with the ever so pungent smell of pickles)
Odds are 6:5 that this one wi...
Posted by Captain James on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:48:00 PST |
I have.... |
Nothing to say for the time being. sorry for wasting your time. :D
Nah, just kidding. I figure I should keep those few of you who actually read this drivel up to date.
.... No, seriously, there's noth...
Posted by Captain James on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:37:00 PST |
Ya know... |
I want to punch the person who wrote the song "Bringin' Sexy Back". Newsflash: Sexy doesn't need bringing back; IT WAS NEVER GONE!
I'm sorry, I just wanted to rant about that to you all. Goodbye.
Just...
Posted by Captain James on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:50:00 PST |
Hmm.... |
... smells like an old man's ear wax on the inside of a spare tire.
I feel like posting an in-depth blog today.
Anyway, yeah... Kenowa hills went alright. I started off the trip with a nice, lo...
Posted by Captain James on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:04:00 PST |
If I were a duck... |
... would you all still love me?
Erm... yeah, I figure it's about time I let you all know that I'm going to Europe next summer, if you didn't already know... I've been accepted into the Blue Lake Inte...
Posted by Captain James on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:34:00 PST |
When life gives you lemons... |
Eat them, you wuss :P
So... yeah. I went to Detroit, and now I'm back. Saw Dream Cruise and Tigers Game and stuff. was fun. Anyone want to start a band, perhaps?
(by the way, that book is good reading...
Posted by Captain James on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 12:55:00 PST |
MUSIC BY ME!!! |
www.myspace.com/jamiecronk
Um... I just made this particular song so i could set it up... but it's sortof cool anyway. short, but cool. Not really my style. I just felt like completing something....
Posted by Captain James on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 07:23:00 PST |
