I Consider myself a modern day renaissance man. And hope to pass all my knowledge and skill to my newborn son, Augie
I am a Barney
I could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, my whole life is a homage to beer
Famous Simpson's Quotes for me.
"Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will."
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
"Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die."
"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"
"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."
The Simpsons Personality Test