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About Me

people say i have an attitude. i don't have an attitude, i just don't tolerate stupidity or lack of common sense. i have very little patience for those i don't like. i'm a little bit angry, but who isn't? angry is the way to be. and i think everyone should NOT wear pants. "Hey I'm a cow, I'm curious. Hey watch me now, I'm furious. Hey I'm a cow I'm full of hate. Hey watch me now, I'm on your pla....te." To all of those vegetarians and vegans out there, for every animal you DON'T eat, I'm gonna eat three. that is all. div

My Interests

drawing; writing; singing; reading; drinking coffee; learning; ninja-ing it up; knife fights; kung-fu battles; Hilary Duff ; girls with mohawks; wliia; beavis & butthead; Animal Porn ; photoshoots; sudoku; jazz; clarinets; [bari] saxophones; trumpets; trombones.

I'd like to meet:

seth macfarlane; rob paulsen (yakko); jess harnell (wakko); tress macneille (dot); colin mochrie; wayne brady; ryan stiles; drew carey; greg proops; everyone else from wliia; bill amend; john hargrave; a ninja; brian regan; fat albert; beavis & butthead; apnea; tatsuya ishida; pepper adams; john coltrane; allen vizzutti; miles davis; maynard ferguson; the real group; rajaton.

Music:

jazz comes in first place; classical in second; happy hardcore in third.

Movies:

cujo; tankgirl; beetle juice; u.s of leland; matilda; v for vendetta; x-men 3; mallrats; rent; wakko's wish; family guy movie; beavis & butthead: do america; howl's moving castle; cowboy bebop; princess mononoke; spirited away; little miss sunshine.

Television:

fuck tv. animaniacs; wliia; family guy; iron chef america; the drew carey show; beavis & butthead; three's company; cheers; friends; trigun; cowboy bebeop; pokemon; dexter's lab.

Books:

cujo; miles davis autobiography; moby dick.

Heroes:

peter ranville; phil corrin.

My Blog

Crytal, again.

Lj - GTT - Cladwell Juice! (Mak & SaberAHHH....Lj - GTT - Cladwell Juice! (Mak & SaberI just heard someone whisper my name again.Lj - GTT - Cladwell Juice! (Mak & SaberLike right in my ear...
Posted by lj [flask]© on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:34:00 PST

More things my friends say.

Woman I love? I think so. She's a funny gal.Crystal says:Don't think that way. Instead, think of how much time you do have left, and how much you can do within that period. The glass is always h...
Posted by lj [flask]© on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 08:53:00 PST

Aye. More of her.

I just can't seem to get enough of her... Crystal says: I called Fewchuk, telling her of my inability to attend. She wasn't there, so I left a message. After I hung up I realized that my messa...
Posted by lj [flask]© on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:32:00 PST

Read and be angry. People suck. Especially little 14 year olds.

What is it with little 14 year old hoebags commenting on my nexopia for no reason? Like-- I don't understand. Some little whorebag (From Winnipeg this time), decided to comment on something on my page...
Posted by lj [flask]© on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:59:00 PST

Bring on the heartache.

Well, I thought I was gonna be okkay today. I didn't really know what to expect but-- once I started watching the awards and stuff, everything just hit me...I'm not gonna see Crystal Schwartz everyday...
Posted by lj [flask]© on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:54:00 PST

This is the Crystal I know and love...

I am in love with this girl... Crytal I said I wasn't gonna lose my head, but then pop! There goes my heart. says: I'm so jumpy. I feel like running around the block or something. Lauren [fla...
Posted by lj [flask]© on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:05:00 PST

A must read.

I hate people. Dumb people. They seem to have taken over the planet.There is really no way to stop them. Wanna know why I hate people?I'll give you an EXACT conversation I just had, when an old f...
Posted by lj [flask]© on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:27:00 PST

This is fate...

It's amazing, in my opinion. Fate is what I call it. It's way more than-- just a coincidence. This woman, was meant to be my hairdresser. For sure. About a year ago, I went to Polo Park with my friend...
Posted by lj [flask]© on Sun, 20 May 2007 07:42:00 PST

Crystal's Day.

This is a story posted by Crystal Schwartz in her live journal that was just so funny I need to share it with the world. "I had to help push my brother's car down Sinclair to my house.I am beyond weak...
Posted by lj [flask]© on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:56:00 PST

Keep this in mind.

Once there was a young girl who lived with her mother. This girl could be kind and sweet to her mother, but other times she could be horrible. When she did not get her way she would yell and scream an...
Posted by lj [flask]© on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:35:00 PST