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About Me

Punk's gay, you're next. I have ADD. The bean is probably cooler than you and your mom. Make up is gross. when im on a train, im happier than a pig in shit. you only get the shakes after time traveling for days on end. ..

My Interests

bacon, television, the joose, green tilt, 99cent 40s of magnum, $5 natty ice 12 packs, malt liquor, mechanically separated chicken, beef hearts, fortified wine, 80% neutural grain spirits, camo black ice, four-o, the free crack give-away, gettin hyphy, keepin it rul, ridin clean-faced, holdin dat shit down

I'd like to meet:

my nuts wanna meet your chin

Music:

EVOKENGRAVES AT SEA ASUNDER DYSAMPLALUDICRA WOODY GUTHRIE

Movies:

run ronnie run, superbad

Television:

Family Guy, southpork, boondocks, sopranos, aqua teen, simpsons, metalocalypse, step by step, friends, A-TEAM, fresh prince, sealab

Books:

are for nerds.

Heroes:

well i was drunk, the day my mom got out of prison. and i went to pick her up in the rain. but i before i could get to the station in my pick up truck, she got run over by a damned old train!!

My Blog

fuuuucka hippies bro

man, i used to just dislike hippies. usually just tried to avoid them.....ive seen the hippies...ive seen them in their natural habitat. ive seen things no man should ever see. if you see a hipp...
Posted by brohammer on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:29:00 PST

to: jake the mother fuckin snake

dear jake the snake, thank you for a wonderful trip to new york! it was lots of fun watching you scream in the street and try and beat up old men. youve taught us a lot about the cock suckers in new ...
Posted by brohammer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST