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BigMikeInAustin

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About Me

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, defiantly shouting "GERONIMO!"

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My crazy life includes my crazy fun loving BESTFRIEND. I can't ask for anything else that will make me smile and laugh as much as she does.




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Saving the polar bears

If someone keeps bugging you about saving the polar bears because of global warming, you could tell them that you've already pledged money to save the seals in the arctic.  Then when they ask tha...
Posted by BigMikeInAustin on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:27:00 PST

Arrested Development mixup

I always thought that Arrested Development was the Titus TV show.  Now sure how I got those mixed up.  I didn't like Titus, so I stayed away Arrested Development since I thought it was Titus...
Posted by BigMikeInAustin on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:55:00 PST

Frozen meat

Why does pre-cooked frozen chicken need to be microwaved at 50% power and pre-cooked frozen hamberger can be done at 100% power?  Doesn't this just prove how cow was meant to be eaten?
Posted by BigMikeInAustin on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:45:00 PST

Getting out of jury duty

Trial aborted after jurors play Sudoku SYDNEY (UPI) -- An Australian drug trial was aborted after three months when it was discovered that jurors were playing Sudoku in the jury box. ...
Posted by BigMikeInAustin on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:12:00 PST

Finished Arrested Development

I've finished watching Arrested Development.  Now what?Maybe that dang textbook... :(
Posted by BigMikeInAustin on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:37:00 PST

Got a $10 mail in rebate. Using it to buy an air filter for my car.

Got a $10 mail in rebate.  Using it to buy an air filter for my car.
Posted by BigMikeInAustin on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:52:00 PST

Why do Cheetos go so well with PB sandwiches?

Yum.
Posted by BigMikeInAustin on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:39:00 PST

Crappy textbook

I'm reading this really crappy computer textbook. I want to write to the author "Thank you very much for your book. You have inspired me to write as well. If crap like your can be printed and you can ...
Posted by BigMikeInAustin on Sat, 31 May 2008 09:53:00 PST

McD ice cream

So do adults still get ice cream cones at McD? Whenever I get one, the person always giggles when they realize that it is for me and not a kid. On a related note, some places are only charging $ 0.5...
Posted by BigMikeInAustin on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:29:00 PST

TV commercials

The one good thing about TV commercials is it makes me at least look at my books every few minutes.  When I watch something online, or with a DVD, then I just keep watching straight through and d...
Posted by BigMikeInAustin on Thu, 29 May 2008 12:01:00 PST