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Jon

There were no knives or forks in medieval times hence there are no knives or forks AT Mideavil Times

About Me

THE FRESHNESS IS YOUUUUUU!!! What's an activity partner?? I absolutely hate doing these things...I can't describe myself...other people are better at doing that. What is an "open marriage"? Who is the genius who comes up with these gems? By far my most favorite song in the world "Say It Ain't So" by Weezer...I could listen to that song for days. My most favorite beat is "Quiet Storm remix" by Mobb Deep. I don't like baths...its like stewing in your own filth...and I like to take my showers at night because I like to sleep in a clean bed. And besides...day showers defeat the hole purpose...beacause you get dirty for the rest of the day AND AND you sleep in your bed after being outside all day. It just makes sense. I could watch Animal Planet for hours...c'mon...puppies...kittens. I really like Carne Asada Fries and California burritos...those are the best. I like girls when they wear little to no make-up...because when they do then it it's special. I just found my mini-me!! I was on this trip and he's like this 9 year old white kid named Connor. It was awesome!! I shook his hand and now I'm gonna name my first born Connor and can die a happy man...there is a God. I love it when girls wear wrap around skirts. Korean BBQ is delicious. I gotta sneaker fetish. I like free clothes. ..

My Interests

Chillin, movies, turntables, Bass guitar, Golden State Warriors, San Francisco Giants, eating, creating situational playlists, hoops(not Hoopz), and YOU baby

I'd like to meet:

my babys mama Christie Clark from Days of Our Lives

Or my girl Evangeline Lilly from Lost

People who are so money and they don't even know it. Someone who smells like warm clean laundry. A combination of a Wild N' Out girl and a Deal or No Deal girl. Baybeh!!

Music:

Currently in heavy rotation: 90s hip hop...Bob Marley...Mos Def...Alicia Keys...Hall and Oats...Weezer...Deftones...80s rock power ballads...Michael Jackson(hey! he made Thriller)...(how in the world did Pittsburg Slim blow up?? musically??)

Movies:

Half Baked, the 25th Hour,Tommy Boy, Old School, Dumb and Dumber, Usual Suspects, Schindler's List, Matrix, The Big Hit, Zoolander, Office Space, Top Gun, Swingers, Fight Club, Kill Bill 1,Kill Bill 2 , Scarface, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Coming to America, Elf, The Last Samurai, Anchorman, Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy, The Karate Kid, Trainspotters, Star Wars(complete with complaints), Saving Private Ryan, Waiting, Little Miss Sunshine, Akira, Big Trouble in Little China, Cast Away(SO rewatchable), The Royal Tenenbaums, Back to the Future, Hot Rod

Television:

mostly ESPN,Warriors games,San Francisco Giants games,49er games,Conan O'Brien,The Office,The Soup,The Sarah Silverman Program, Entourage, The Wire, Dexter...Lost has now captured my soul =( ever notice that the guy who says "previously on lost" is the same guy who used to say "previously on X-men"??

Books:

When You Are Engulfed in Flames

Heroes:

Super ones

My Blog

Walking

So ever since college or so I've noticed that walking to places isn't as easy anymore. On campus would I be walking to my class...minding my own business...and then a female would enter my lane and st...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 11:33:00 PST