It is kind of the same as with where I come from. You wont really get to know anything new that you have never heard of or something. Sorry, maybe I will start Thai-Boxing one day but I think I have to quit smoking first !
Music:
That will be a long list, let us start off with some german bands and you should trust me when I say that you should check them out. First of all The Shocks, Dean Dirg, The Shakin Nasties, District, Motras and they great unknown Nazi Dogs with Karsten Blowoff, their demo blew me away, thats about it with good new german bands. The old german bands, just the standards Hermanns Orgie, PVC from berlin, Wall City Rock yeah and Male from Duesseldorf of course. Let us head over to the british and irish friends eating beans for breakfast, Stiff Little Fingers until they started getting shitty with Flags & Emblems, The Clash (yes, Sandinista included, now start throwing things at me, rotten fruits and stuff), Sex Pistols, but only because I feel sorry for this guy Sid and Steve Jones was good with the Professionals too, so I think there should be some honour for him too, Johnny Rotten is a little fart, but he had quite a nice voice. The Buzzcocks, The Boys, Art Attacks, Eater, Alberto Y los Trios Paranoias, Cockney Rejects (they do were Jogging Trousers on stage now, so I do not wanna see them live), Cock Sparrer (they do not were jogging trousers, so I went to see them some years ago), Menace, Slaughter & the Dogs, Wire (but only Pink Flag), Joy Division, almost everything from Northern Ireland from 77-81 especially Rudi, Tinopeners, the song Johnny, Johnny by this band Control Zone, Tearjerkers, Victim, not everything of the moondogs, back to England, the first two 7inches of ATV, 999 (first album and the 7inch tracks that were not featured on that album until 78/79), Adverts (and yes today also TV Smith and his lonely guitar), the song When the tanks roll over poland again by the Automatics, Angelic Upstarts, Chelsea before they got bad, Drones, X-Ray-Spex, Damned (until including Machine Gun Etiquette), Cortinas, Bleach Boys, The Jam and yes also Paul Weller today, Leyton Buzzards, Lurkers, Satans Rats, Jolt, the three first 7inches of Cyanide, Neon Hearts, Pogues/Nips/Nipple Erectors (no front teeth, the dentists must love him), Penetration, Valves, Rezillos/Revillos, Ruts, Skrewdriver (some songs of their first LP, but to be honest not all are that good like most people make them), The Sods and also their namemates from Denmark, V 2, Swell Maps, blahblahbalh, oh yeah and not to forget the Users and The Now. Concerning the States, Screamers, Weirdos, Dils, Dickies, X, Gun Club, Germs (only the G.I. Album), Gun Club, The Bags, The Randoms 7inch, The Skulls altough they never released that much back in the days when I was not even born, Middle Class, Circle Jerks, Black Flag, D.I., T.S.O.L., Vandals (but for sure not today, kill everything after the second LP or to say after they started wearing baseball caps), the early Queers, Child Molesters, although they also made a lot of shit, Gun Club, Adrenaline O.D., Agent Orange, Angry Samoans, Authorities, Black Randy & the Metrosquad, Ramones, Suicide, early Blondie, Cheifs, Nazi school of Cracked Actor, Dead Boys, Dead Beats, Stooges, Dictators, MC 5, Rocket from the Tombs, Descendents, Fear, Features, GG Allin before he started eating shit and drinking piss, JFA, Ill Repute, La Peste, Gizmos, Misfits, Negative Trend, The Eyes, The Faction, the early HC Shit like Minor Threat, Teen Idles, G.I., Faith, Void, Youth Brigade, you know all that stuff you could fill pages with and way too much too mention, did I already talk about Canada, I guess not, so I just do not wanna forget the Forgotten Rebels, The Action, Fits, RocknRoll Bitches, Subhumans, Wasted Lives, early D.O.A., Bureaucrats, Da Slyme, Discords, Pointed Sticks, Mods, The Action, Ugly and the Viletones. New bands well I pray to my Briefs shrine every night, right next to my Epoxies, Sick Fits and Stitches shrines, O.C. has got a whole of great bands, and almost all of them are on Hostage Rec., The Distraction too, Le Shok and Neon King Kong rest in piece, the Lost Sounds, Epoxies etc. etc. etc. ask for more ! More for the music so let me tell you about it, here are some new masters: The Feelers, Blank-Its, Destruction Unit and Final Solutions along with everything on the Die Slaughterhaus Label, Black Lips are okay too (have you ever been puked on ?), oh yeah, some old Guitar Gangsters and some new from Sunderland/UK, The Pits. Nazis FRom Mars too, wacky weed electropunk blowout with this nice demented and retarded female child voice, cannot get enough of that. There is an ongoing actual list too including the Final Solutions, Cococoma, Angry Angles, Rat Traps (which is crazy killer music and I love that), the Dutch Masters song ..Radioactive.. was awesome too, the Oblivians are still most fucked Blues-Distortion Kill on the road to the liquorstore, I need a cake shagga twist, the Hidden Charms have an LP out and you should sell you soul for it in order to become a real human being. The Ackermans are almost as good as the Exploding Hearts, Beat Beat Beat nice, Some Action nice, Bob Log III also nice, Blowtops ..Insected Mind.. even more nice forget all the other shit from that band, Brutal Knights nice, Carbonas nice, Chinese Lungs also more nice along with CPC Gangbangs, DC Snipers, Die Rötzz and the Dissimilars. Electric Shadows, the new Bowery Glam Whore Sensation, Fe Fi Fo Fums nice in the Psychiatric Hospital, calm patients calm ! Throbbin.. Urges ahaaaa !! Longer list in future again !
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