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Brian

I'm vagiterian--I only eat vagina!

About Me

I'm Brian. I am apathetic about the continuation of the human species. Take that how you will. I think we evolved from monkeys and that was a big mistake. I'm alright with being unimpressive."If I were a younger man, I would write a history of human stupidity; and I would climb to the top of Mount McCabe and lie down on my back with my history for a pillow; and I would take from the ground some of the blue-white poison that makes statues of men; and I would make a statue of myself, lying on my back, grinning horribly, and thumbing my nose at You Know Who."

My Interests

Women, NYC, Music, Music, Music, Music, My dog, History, Politics, guitar, bass, piano, synth, Books, people, writing, Music, Music, Music, sky, noise, dutch people, revolution, movies, love, hate, and everything inbetween.

I'd like to meet:

an octopus, kurt vonnegut, and natalie portman.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Fight Club, The Goonies, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requiem for a Dream, Garden State, Waiting, Anchorman, Dodgeball, The Family Guy Movie, Finding Nemo.

Books:

The Truth Machine by James L. Halprin; Revolution on Canvas; 1984 by George Orwell; Animal Farm by George Orwell; America: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction by John Stewart and friends; The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling; What Every American Should Know About The Rest of The World by M.L. Rossi; The People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn; 9..11 (interviews) by Noam Chomsky; Secrets, Lies, and Democracy (interviews) by Noam Chomsky; Imperial Ambitions by Noam Chomsky; Life of Pi by Yann Martel; Fight Club by Chuck Phalahniuk; Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut; The Stranger by Albert Camus;

Heroes:

All of them are dead or dying.

My Blog

Anticipating CDs

Albums I am currently pumped for:Cursive -- Happy HollowHeavens -- Patent PendingAgainst Me! -- Americans Abroad - Live in LondonMisery Signals -- MirrorsSaosin -- S..TConverge -- No HeroesSpitalfiel...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:07:00 PST

Hmm, postsecret is fun

This is semi how I feel about this subject
Posted by Brian on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 07:26:00 PST

thinking in list form

1. Prom was a damn good time2. Chelsea Berdolt is a great date to such occassions3. Dancing is more fun than I thought4. After prom was much more fun than I thought it would be5. Everyone looked great...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:48:00 PST

I have a report to do: this calls for more random facts

1. At the pool today, someone said that they would sue the university because there was a fire drill2. I do not think that will hold up in court.3. George Orwell fought in the Spanish Civil war under ...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:26:00 PST

This was kind of interesting

You are a Social Liberal (60% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (26% permissive) You are best described as a: Democrat Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Onli...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 05:14:00 PST

Random Facts Pt. 2

1. I really like music2. I really like movies3. I think Danielle and I are male and female counterparts4. I talk to more girls than guys5. becuase girls have boobs and vaginas6. I'm very straightforwa...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 05:50:00 PST

2005

2005 was a year of its ups and downs. Its fights, and its peace offerings. Its terrible music and its great music. These are my favorite albums of the year in order. Saddest breakup: Northstar. ...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 05:46:00 PST

Colleges

So here are the colleges I've applied to: Hofstra University (I got in) C.W. Post (I got in) Manhattan College Western New England College SUNY New Paltz SUNY Purchase SUNY Stony Brook Fordham...
Posted by Brian on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 01:20:00 PST

RIP The Downtown: Remembering the legendary venue

With CBGBs announcing that it would have to shut its doors, it brings me great saddness knowing another great venue will be shutting down: the Downtown will soon be closing its doors forever. The Do...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 07:14:00 PST

Third Attempt

PASS!
Posted by Brian on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 02:39:00 PST