GLOBAL WARMING, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES |
If you think you don't have an impact calculate it: http://www.climatecrisis.net/takeaction/carboncalculator/
Simple ways for retards like you to help make a difference
Facts:
-A single tree will abso...
Posted by Kristmas © on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST |
WE GOT MARY FASTIGGI A STRIPPER FOR HER BIRTHDAY |
The stripper was hiding in the cake and before she could get out, Mary ate the whole thing...
Posted by Kristmas © on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:53:00 PST |
BUCKCHERRY IS FUN COCAINE MUSIC |
So Buckcherry was the shit.
I went with my sister Angie, Tim, Kelly, and Donald Frank, aka "The Shit."
I love Buckcherry and that kind of music a lot, but when i was at the concert i started to realiz...
Posted by Kristmas © on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 06:29:00 PST |
St. Patty's day |
So here's what i did:
1. Went to Detroit to get weed
2. Flashed a clerk for alcohol
3. Got buzzed
4. Had rough sex on a back porch
5. Got a little more trashed
6. Talked shit to wiggers and cause...
Posted by Kristmas © on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 05:20:00 PST |
MECHANICAL TYPEWRITER |
Typewriter,
You are my own personal Jesus- and not just the one between the bedsheets...
You are my odd obsession
You are my shoulder to cry on and crutch of support
You are just an object, so why is ...
Posted by Kristmas © on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:31:00 PST |
Warped Tour = MOLEST FEST |
So i was invited to the Warped Tour by Brooke because she got the tickets for free through her cousin. I honestly didn't really like any of the bands besides Offspring and Suicide Machines... and Down...
Posted by Kristmas © on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
SWEET 16 |
Okay, just to let everyone know who wasn't invited or couldn't make it, my birthday party wasn't exactly official so you didn't miss much. It was a last minute thing. Please forgive...
Posted by Kristmas © on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
NOBODY writes ANYTHING interesting in these things. |
In addition to the title, i'm going to fill my blogs out with info from previous events in my life that seem worthy enough in my opinion to share with YOU SO read it you ass clowns. You just might en...
Posted by Kristmas © on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
