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Matt

I am here for Friends

About Me

My palate has a dorsal ridge.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

those people who give out free cigarettes in bars.

My Blog

What are you doing here? (a.k.a. The Los Feliz Street Fair)

So for once the street fair wasn't a complete cluster fuck. At one point the group of us was at Cuba Libre, sitting next to, well, I don't know how to describe these people who were wondering if they ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:37:00 GMT

welcome to public school drive through

i stole this from kenny. sadly enough, i can relate to this all to well. it's dedicated to every asshole i've tutored that was too lazy to do their own work. (and for once, i'm not a wreck during fina...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:18:00 GMT

red lights, red pens, fax machines and deposit records

another in the long line of apologies for being a recluse. here's a list of what could serve as a synopsis of events all too typical since the story began: - my switch to usc is pretty much carved in ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 19:19:00 GMT

please don't jump out the window, you'll ruin it for everyone...

so i think i've survived my 3rd suicide week at the college and i'm about ready to punch every shithead that brings me an English paper 5 minutes before it's due. or try to get me to do the shit that ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 May 2005 20:20:00 GMT

an epic tale....

so the last week has just been shit. i woke up one morning to find zee boot on my car. well, to save myself some carpal tunnel, i spent the last two days trying to get it off... legally. due the the d...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Dec 2004 12:50:00 GMT

holy shit in the manhattan room

so my friend miura magically reapeared from tokyo with his brother and niece tonight. which is fucking awesome because he's the coolest guy ever. so we went out for sashimi and kareoke and who did we ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Dec 2004 03:17:00 GMT

i should sleep sometime.....

and isn't it a waste of time, we sit here playin pantomimestill blow almost every line haven't been as high as this since the night i burned my lipsmust've been like '89comin down too quick, my own pr...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Nov 2004 23:16:00 GMT

the complete evolution of crap

i thought i'd condense all these anti-mini bike rants because of all the ads i've been seeing for these things lately. and i'm drunk and bored. Wednesday, June 23, 2004 i wish these rockets...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Oct 2004 23:56:00 GMT

my parents fucking rock!

well, i just spent four awesome days with the folks who flew out here from iowa just to see little ol' me, and it fucking ROCKED! now i have to get back to returning phone calls, and emails, and the r...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Aug 2004 10:47:00 GMT

nobody fucks with the bamboo room....

... and nobody fucks with my homie Miura-san. man, tonight was such a mixed blessing. i had the best time with some kick-ass people, realized how fun language can be when you're shitfaced, and sang in...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jul 2004 03:57:00 GMT