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Carificus

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MyGen Profile GeneratorTis I! I'm truly the best and worst person you will ever meet. ****** Most say I'm brutally honest.Well good.Me me me! I'm a typical Aries I'm 21 I want to be a sexpert. I'm a law graduate I'm an alcoholic I'm a nymphomaniac I'm crude and sometimes rude. I'm rather thick I don't like many people I fall in love rarely, but when it happens its fucking scary...*Some people say I'm random in speech- I call it an overactive mind.* xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxFAVO URITE PEOPLE
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My Interests

I like.... *Drinking (in general) *Staring into space* *Music- Rawk and evvy metal!!! *smoking* *sexing* *laughing* *teasing* *talking* *bed-breaking* *moshing* *sleeping*

I'd like to meet:

And a fellow pot noodle lover.

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Music:

Marilyn Manson, Cradle of Filth, Emperor, Children of Bodom, Kittie, Jack off Jill, My Ruin, Garbage, Alec Empire, Metallica, Tool, Lacuna coil, Apc, Placebo, Muse, Pulp, Inme ,Afi Catatonia, Queen, Turisas, Manics, Rammstein, AFI, the cooper temple clause

Movies:

My fave movie is Lolita with Jeremy Irons. I also like Ace Ventura-When nature calls, X-men, Dogma, The craft, Bridget Jones's Diary 1&2, Fight Club, Little Nicky, Muppets Xmas Carol, The goonies, The Labyrinth, Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory, Return to Oz (Altho the wheelers freak me out), Schindlers List, Willow, King Ralph, Leon, Donnie Darko, Sound of Music (no seriously!) The crow, Interview with the vampire and Nightmare before Xmas.

Television:

Family Guy, The simpsons, Monkey dust. Futurama, Little Britain, Have I got news for you, League of gentlemen, Room 101, Judge john deed, Beauty and the geek, Buffy, University challenge, Hey Arnold, Graham Norton ,I'm Alan Partridge, Peep show, Johnathan Creek, Most haunted, Fraggle rock, Frasier, Will and Grace, Sex and the city, Sex tips for girls(lol), Eurotrash and many more.

Books:

Favourite book of all time is Pride and Prejudice-I will find Mr Darcy!Paradise Lost,A clockwork orange,Dr Faustus,Moll Flanders,1984,The Satanic Bible,Satanic Witch,Long road out of hell(Mansons autobiography)Adrian Mole,how to rule the world,most astrology books and Bridget Jones's Diary 1&2.Lukes got me into The Ultimate X-men graphic novels- I likes the gay Collosus bits! I read alot of Mills and Boon because they amuse me especially the dirty bits.

Heroes:

Myself, for living this long.My mam coz she makes the best dinners ever and had to carry me around in her uterus for 9months,not to mention look after me for 18years which frankly deserves some sort of recognition eg.medal,trophy or knighthood.My dad.For providing the X chromosome, and the cash.


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A quiz

1. Were you smiling when you woke up this morning?No. I didn't have enough energy to move any muscles.2. What is irritating you right now?The fact that I've been awake for ages and am only half dresse...
Posted by Carificus on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:22:00 PST

Bloody quizzes

Whats your good luck charm? My Ann Summers pheramone perfume-guaranteed to get me laidBest song you ever heard: Oh god...um...theres a fair few. But 3 songs I could listen to over and over again would...
Posted by Carificus on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:28:00 PST

Oh my fucking god I'm bored!

90. First off, what is your name?Cara89. What did you do last night?Went to JC'S with Matthew Lai and Chris, then went to Tesco in Llamshamlet,watched telly in my livingroom and arsed about with the h...
Posted by Carificus on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:03:00 PST

I knew it!

You Are Destined to Rule the World..http://images.blogthings.com/areyoudestinedforworlddo minationquiz/destined-1.jpg" height="100" width="100">You have the makings of a very evil dictator...Which is b...
Posted by Carificus on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:10:00 PST

And now heres something completely different

Yes, I do realise that most of my blogs consist of really stupid surveys and me ranting about how horny I am, or how fat I am, or how skint I am etc. But I've decided to say now what I really actuall...
Posted by Carificus on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:06:00 PST

Cocktease or Slut?

Well it seems that I just cant hold down a guy these days. I blame me not being able to keep my knickers on. Others would say I'm just picky. I'm not picky. I'm the least picky person of the lot. In t...
Posted by Carificus on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:15:00 PST

Me in 3years

Where were you 3 years ago?Then: Aberdare Girls School 6th FormNow: Swansea Uni- third yearHow old were you?Then: 17Now: 20Where did you go to school?Then: Aberdare Girls schoolNow: Swansea UniWhere d...
Posted by Carificus on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:16:00 PST

More math...

Since I last wrote I've had a few changes in calculations, and situation.1. I am no longer single.2. I am dieting3. I don't seem to drink as muchYes, I'm still vastly overweight but the dieting is con...
Posted by Carificus on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:04:00 PST

La di da.

1.I'm beyond skint. 2.I'm single. 3.I'm overweight. 4.I suspect I may be succumbing to alcohol too much. 5.I'm a slut. Right. number 1 I've dealt with by getting a job as a barmaid in the Railway. But...
Posted by Carificus on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:24:00 PST

No, its not another quiz- this is just about me.

Hello there one and all. My name is Carificus. I won't say what my real name is, seeing as you never know who's watching me and it's probably not that hard to figure it out. I come from one ...
Posted by Carificus on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:30:00 PST