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johnny

Do Unto Others Before They Do It To You!

About Me

..i was born on the wrong planet. i'm the male version of debbie downer. i'm a corporate slave who works for money i spend on shit i don't need and every day i'm here is one day closer to the day i won't be here. if i hear one more person describe themself as "down to earth," i'm going to knee them in the groin.

My Interests

dick

I'd like to meet:

not you

Music:

yes

Movies:

none of your god damn business

Television:

i work for a satelite television company. i only watch tv when i get paid for it.

Books:

the first rule of book club is there is no book club and the second rule of book club is there is no book club

Heroes:

Ralph Wiggum, the Pointer Sisters

My Blog

resolution revolution.

i resolve to make less resolutions and be less resolute in those few resolutions i do make. i also resolve to use the word "resolve" (or any of its derivations) less. i believe my resolve will be stro...
Posted by johnny on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:46:00 PST

what's up with that?

this, i guess is an addendum to my last entry. three weeks into my new gig and i get a phone call telling me that my old boss (two magazines ago) and friend died on tuesday. his service is tomorrow an...
Posted by johnny on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:29:00 PST

the new gig

sorry haven't written in a while. this new year has met me with a few changes and upheavals. still gay. so don't worry. i knew you wouldn't be. i just started a new position at DIRECTV as their new br...
Posted by johnny on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 03:38:00 PST

checkin in

i haven't written in a while. i rather like the journal quality of these logs, but i'm absolutely horrified by the prospect of anyone reading them. they're very boring now that i've gone back and read...
Posted by johnny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another late night

here i am yet again. out all night and back on this damn computer. i think the only reason i'm ever on it is because it's so pretty. apple can make one good looking laptop. just back from the city by ...
Posted by johnny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i love san francisco!

landed yesterday at 5pm. this city is beautiful i forgot how beautiful. i could definately see myself relocating here, but i've been told by locals that they're not usually blessed with weather this n...
Posted by johnny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wow

just up. have no idea why i'm up, i have to be up and about in a couple of hours. oh yeah, i'm putting songs on my new ipod for a road trip i'm taking. god i love technology. this shit is crazy. curre...
Posted by johnny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

random ramblings

I just got in, it's 3 in the bloody morning (please don't let that be an indication of who I am. I'm so not the party animal). I just thought i would give this journal thing a try. I've been on myspac...
Posted by johnny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST