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Crane Weight

I just want to fuck, you. No kissing or hugging girl you got a husband who loves, you.

About Me

I took my throwing up videos off my page because they made my page take forever to load, so instead here is links to them if you feel the need to go watch them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlevMFeCUg0 Food Challenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_7vbP1dp0Q Milk Challenge.

Cummyful, adjective, Definition: like i hate ryan but i want to lick the tip of his dick a bit so i pretend to be his friend and hang out with him and stuff. It is generally used situationally when someone asks how you feel, usually preceded by the words, "I feel ".

My Interests

Online games, Boobs, Porn, Friends, and Forensic Pathology.

I'd like to meet:

I've met everyone i want to meet.

There, now my children are safe.

Music:

Dethklok, Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Blaze ya dead homie, Ice Cube, 50 Cent, Westside Connection, Bone Thugs N' Harmony, Wu-tang Clan, Snoop Dogg, Anybody Killa, Esham, Dark Lotus, Tech N9ne, Cannibal Corpse, Dimmu Borgir, Goatwhore, Lamb of God, Aborted, Cradle of Filth, Dark throne, Dark funeral, Caliban, Heaven Shall Burn, B.B. King, Louis Jordan, Muddy Waters, Wham, random songs for the 70's 80's and 90's that strike my fancy and make me dance in my head. Lots more than listed too.

Movies:

The Abduction of Jennifer, SpaceBalls, History of the World part 1, Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Country Comfort, Shaun of the Dead, Team America World Police, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, High Anxiety, Stir Crazy, Saw 1, 2 and 3, Hostel, Borat, and Ong-Bak.

Television:

All of adult swim, comedy central presents, Family Guy, Simpsons and South Park also.

Books:

Every book by Piers Anthony, Every book by Dean Koontz, some Stephen King, anything by Douglas Adams and the books of Chuck palahniuk that I've read, plus various others that i don't remember, i read a lot. Marquis de Sade is always good too, makes me think.

Heroes:

Ashley, because really, doesn't she deserve to be here?Log is my hero.That's right kids, All kids love log. It rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbors dog. What's great for a snack, what fits on your back, it's log log log. Looog, looog, it's big it's heavy it's wood. Loog, looog, it's better than bad it's good. FROM BLAMMO!

My Blog

It always sucks when...blog form.

It always sucks when you lose a friend to a relationship. I'm referring to both the complete loss of friendship and the just general tuning out of a friendship until it barely even exists and is basic...
Posted by Expletive Infixation on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

There once was a sadist from nantucket...

Torture and you! Welcome to my handy dandy guide to toruture. Note: This is not a guide to homicide, that's a different volume. This is not torture as a means to the end of death, of course the cul...
Posted by Expletive Infixation on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 01:41:00 PST