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About Me

I am the last barman poet.I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake. The sex on the beach, The schnapps made from peach, The velvet hammer,The Alabama slammer. I make things with juice and froth. The pink squirrel, The three-toed sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazzy. The iced tea, The kamakazi, The orgasm, The death spasm, The Singapore sling, The dingaling. America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got, But if you want to got loaded, Why don't you just order a shot? Bar is open..

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Dude, Walter, Hunter S. Thompson, Maynard James Keenan, and Trent Reznor. and my parents as children. I think that would be funny as shit!!

My Blog

Little Sports Commentary for yall

  I love sports. All of them. There really isnt one I dont like. I usually write about my top sports story once a year but this year is gonna be a tough one. I cant narrow it down to just on...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:56:00 GMT

A little creative Writing

..> ..> I wrote this for a poetry class in college. Lemme know what you think....       We all watched him leaveAnd cross the bare lot to his car.You would have had to have been naiv...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:04:00 GMT

Ive got a message for you

eternal life is now on my trail. got my red glitter coffin, man, just need one last nail.while all these ugly gentlemen play out their foolish games.there's a flaming red horizon that screams our name...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:32:00 GMT

Conscience check...........

ok so I think I need to get something off of my chest. and although it is pretty comical,I do feel bad. and I am sitting here laughing as Im writing this because I can only imagine the responses Im go...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 01:19:00 GMT

the news tonight....

Alright, I may be going out on a limb, but im gonna ask the question anyways. im pretty sure there are people out there like me( as scary of a thought as that is).Does anyone else get frustrated as al...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 20:40:00 GMT

denied.........

the telephone is ringing, disconnect the line the tension is building but I'm alright the stars are colliding, so you might as well let me go the television is burning because I set it on fire the whe...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 14:35:00 GMT

MLB 2006 National League

Ok so as promised, here are my predictions for MLB 2006 in the National League. Now my calls for this league might be a little more skewered than those of the American League because i quite frankly d...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 13:43:00 GMT

Baseball 2006: American League

Ok, now I know alot of you dont like baseball. So those of you who dont, quit reading, and piss off because you wont understand any of this. Now, for those of you who like Americas Pastime ( as riddle...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 13:51:00 GMT

Random writing.....

You can travel the world, but you can't run away from the person you are in your heart. You can be who you want to be. Make me believe in you. Keep all your light in the dark. If you are searching for...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 20:41:00 GMT

God bless the Bartender.....

well i must say that after my night behind the bar, I have a new appreciation for bartenders. granted I AM a bartender, but holy fuck. who knew people liked alcohol that much. well, i guess i knew tha...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:52:00 GMT