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~ Maria ~

~SmOkE & fLy~

About Me

Simple, plain & straight 2 the point. Don't piss the fuck out of me or Im SUPER bitchy! I'm crazy but sensible. People who actually do read this..I USED 2 B a heavy pot/ciggs smoker & heavy drinker but not anymore. I'm a retired party animal. I resigned ages ago! I've changed however, I can always relate 2 those who still do. I've had great times back then. Don't judge a book by it's cover! There's a lot more 2 me ( & life) then just getting stoned & drunk 4 fucks sake! I have brains & a good heart!

Jeremy, thanks so much 4 this sketch of me! Much appreciated! You're absolutely talented! Keep up the good work with yur music & art buddy!

My Interests

This guy on the picture, Nathan, is everything 2 me. He has an amazing talent when it comes 2 dealing with me *blush*. He always have some kind of trick up his sleeves!! He can put a smile on my face instantly, he’s capable of making me laugh a lot, he can change my negative thoughts & turn them 2 positive in a few minutes & he can has the ability 2 calm me down. He makes me feel like a lil’ gurl & a woman at the same time. I’ve neva felt so loved & this happy b4 in my life. He’s crazy...but hey..its takes 1 2 know 1. I’m crazy about him!! Not a day go by without him on my mind. I think I’m in love!!!

I'd like to meet:

Wentwoth Miller, Pharrell Williams, Gwen Stefani, Tyson Beckford, Josh Hartnett & Salma Hayek. Not like I'll eva meet those above mentioned people! I have found the love of my life MY NATHAN...MY SKATERBOY! He drives me crazy! Im so in love with him!! Other than that I'd like 2 get 2 know people from all around the world. I've lived in many places of the world so Im pretty much open 2 any 1 from anywhere. I only reject requests if I find we have nothing in common with. Im picky so fucking what!! My page my rules! Treat me with respect then U get it back. Treat me like shit you'll get trice as bad. Im interested 2 know nice peeps only. Thanks!

Music:

Hip-hop, R&B, Soul & rap. Im inlove with Pharrell!!! Anything featuring him or produced by him is the bomb!! I dig Erykah Badu heaps! I wanted other DJ Shadow beats..but it's hard 2 get my hands on them. This is the kind of music I would have on when Im smoking weed..s'thing 2 relax my mind & just chill. It also make me think about how lucky I am 2 have that special some 1 close 2 my heart & mind..Nathan. Im crazy in love with him. Im in a sentimental mood 2day..!

Movies:

Prison Break! Wentworth Miller rocks!

Television:

Im a big CSI fan!! Anything produced or have the Wayan brothers in it! I definitely love comedy.

Books:

Documentaries such as world's most notorious serial killers, serial killers in the past & present times, psychopath, sexual predators, cannibalism, real murder cases or anything related to such subjects. A mix real events, law & forensics. That's my shit! Im interested in facts, not bullshit! I dont read useless pathetic romance novels aiight! Dont judge a book by it's cover! So if I were U..I wouldn't fuck with me!

Heroes:

Some 1 who can set me straight, tame me & over take my passion towards weed & alcohol. So far..no 1 yet! So..no hero at the moment! As far as Im concerned, weed is the only thing that neva dissapoint me! Guess what..Im my own hero coz I did it all on my own!

My Blog

To people who wants 2 add me..

To people who want 2 B on my page..U gotta read this 1st & understand where Im comming from.  I have 2 deny more than appove most of U 4 this very reason! Read! If you're illiterate...
Posted by ~ Maria ~ on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 06:54:00 PST

Kiss my sweet ass baby!

I just don't get it!  People who kiss their boses ass I totally disrespect!  They act all sweet & helpful infront of the boss & behind his/her back..they bitch.  4 fucks sa...
Posted by ~ Maria ~ on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 10:44:00 PST

Like it from behind honey..

What the fuck is up with men!!  U guys R such unsolved mystery.  Im not male bashing aiight.  Just speaking from my experience.  I know both sexes experience this but Im refer...
Posted by ~ Maria ~ on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 11:16:00 PST

Do U like me good or bad baby...

Ok...I'm like itching 2 know what U men think. 4 those who know me, most should know that Im very faithful 2 my man when I have 1. I barely know how 2 flirt, dont know how 2 pick up men, I dont give...
Posted by ~ Maria ~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Spank me..I've been a VERY VERY VERY Bad girl..!

Spank me..I've been a VERY VERY VERY Bad girl..! Current mood: bitchy Man..I went out 2 Planet with 1 of my collegue & his mates on Friday 27th November 2004. Ive neva really been there. Plus,...
Posted by ~ Maria ~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Im horny, horny, horny, horny..so horny...

Errr.....have U eva been horny 4 weed?  Just weed aaight nothing else!  Or am I just the only 1?  Ok, lets get this straight, what I mean by horny 4 weed, I dont mean getting jiggy with...
Posted by ~ Maria ~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pass the bong on the right hand side (huh?)

Ok...here's it is...Im not much in 2 the blunt thang but I am soooooo crazy in 2 the bong thang.  Any bong heads out there???  Please tell me Im not the only 1 that loves that shit!!!!!!!&nb...
Posted by ~ Maria ~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I need more herbs yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Any 1 who's got any...gimme a call please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I sooooooooooooooo needa get supa high!!...
Posted by ~ Maria ~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Party!!!!!!!

Ok lah, I think Im gonna slow down the party scenes yo! It's high time ain't it!!! The whole drinking, smoking, smoking up & clubbing scene will fade slowly starting from next month. So lads, I ai...
Posted by ~ Maria ~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Work

Wish I was out some where having a blast!  But instead I am here at work. 
Posted by ~ Maria ~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST