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I jump at any chance I get to make fun of people for the way they look, smell, or what they're wearing...I love it...it's my favorite pastime. Some people think I'm mean but I'm not, I just like to laugh and that's generally the easiest way to get me there. I don't cook... I try to be as fashionable as possible. I feel more comfortable in 5" heels than I do in sneakers...I live in designer jeans and fruit of the loom beaters. I love tattoos. I wouldn't be able to function correctly without my sewing machine and kiehl's lip balm number 1. I can do anything (and most likely better than you)...from perfectly applying fake eyelashes to changing a tire...though I forget to eat if nobody feeds me.

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