James And Socks in the truck

About Me

Hello, I'm James, glad to meet you. I'm a fan of the Opie and Anthony show, and the owner of westpests.net, a small Opie and Anthony fan board. I'm a fairly nice, but somewhat reclusive fella that enjoys good food, hard rocking music, action/ military/ war/ movies, history, aircraft, and military history. I spent ten years in the United States Army prior to becoming a truck driver, and embarking on the adventure of a lifetime, to visit this beautiful country 1 mile at a time. I listen to XM and Sirius Satellite radio and am guilty of calling in to shows like "O and A" as "Mister__Hughes" (a play on the Great Howard Hughes, who, as an aviation pioneer, is a lifelong hero of mine), and "America's truckin' network" as "Army". I try to be funny, intelligent, and cogent with my remarks on the air, but I bomb often and would make a better "straight man" in a comedic exchange. My comedic influences are: Milton Berle (RIP), George Burns (RIP), George Carlin, Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, Richard Pryor (RIP), Larry the Cable Guy, Eddie Murphy, and Sam Kinison (RIP).I served in the Army with Service Battery, 4th Bn. 14th FA in Bamerg, W. Germany from '88-'90, C battery 2nd Bn. 1st ADA (HAWK) in Desert Storm, and supported the 1st Bn. 21st FA (MLRS) in the 1st Cavalry from '94- '00 at Ft. Hood, TX. I now drive a truck for a living, as I said.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, and Gregg Hughes. These guys are the funniest show on the air. If you don't have XM Satellite radio yet, get it at all costs. It is the future of radio as we know it. I'd also like to chill with Patrice Oneill, Rich Vos (even though he can't do radio worth a damn), and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

My Blog

Another dumb survey thingy

3 things.Strap in, Kids!! > Subject: THREE THINGS ABOUT ME > > Three jobs I have had: > Pizza Delivery Dude, Soldier, Used Auto Parts Reclamation Technician > 3 Shows that I watch: Modern Mar...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:52:00 GMT

A bad dream.

I had a bad dream last night that left me awakening with a tear or two upon my pillow.There had been some sort of a disaster, and there were slaughterhouses and renderin plants going up in old warehou...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 05:27:00 GMT

Metallica - Death magnetic. A review

I have had Death Magnetic for 1 week now.I LOVE this album.The more I listen to it, the better it gets.In 1991, I was at the record shop the evening the black album went on sale, and bought it on cass...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 05:21:00 GMT

Freedom and Independence and stuff, me running my mouth...

Two hundred thirty five years ago, we Americans were bitches.We were bitches to the English, who thought they could treat us like bitches, smack us around, take the money we made, and pimp us out to w...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:08:00 GMT

A trip to the Museum

Hello, all non- readers! For some silly reason, or another, I found myself laid over for the weekend in Ogden, Utah. This is a fairlydecent little city here, and I have had a good time being stuck h...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Class Reunion this summer.

Here it is.20 years ago, My ass was in High School...Ahh, how I remember those days of smoking weed, ditching class, getting plowed, then getting busted by my parents when they found out about the afo...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:42:00 GMT

Ubuntu? UBetcha!!

I have now been using Ubuntu Linux since January of '08, and but for a few minor hiccups,I am the happiest I have ever been with an operating system.With Windoze, I was constantly having to pay out th...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:14:00 GMT

Trucker’s Strike 1 April?

I just have to mention the elephant in the living room.What WAS that fiasco on the first?What was that going to solve??DID it ACTUALLY solve the high fuel prices?I never had anyone put a gun in my fac...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:52:00 GMT

Nazi Environmentalist Pigs

Please, accept my heartfelt and oh- so- pleasant engraved invitation to LINE UP, AND LICK MY SWEATY BALL BAG. Idiots.
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:14:00 GMT

I feel old as dirt.

I was talking to an old friend on the cell yesterday.I came to the realization he and I have been best friends for 23 years....but I just graduated high school yesterday, it seems.Fuck.I didn’t ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:14:00 GMT