lately |
i owe the catholic church $666.
i walked into a men's bathroom with one sink, one urinal, and one stall. i didn't know whether i should lock the door behind me.
i finalized the divorce with my......
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:53:00 GMT |
a tip for fatties. |
a tip for fatties. you know when you walk and your inner thighs rub together, most especially focused on the area directly below your taint. wash it with clearasil. you know how it makes your face fee...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 21:43:00 GMT |
i want everyone to be here. |
"you're in my way." (reply) "sounds like you've got a problem." i want to read descriptions of what this is. what happened. who it is that says is. what mental constructions evolve to form this state...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 18:53:00 GMT |
Japan O'M |
you know. thinking is bad. here's a list of people i know. see if you can pick out who you are! Rhonda Reno Dina Amazon woman Minister's wife Dragon con I hate you. I am really not sure how to just t...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 15:24:00 GMT |
i am a slave |
i am posting this, cause wes can't steal my coolness.! :(* he can't. blah blah. waaaaaaaaah. i would do ____ for ____ dollars. eat my own feces - 2450 kill a random hobo - do i have to name a price?...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 20:48:00 GMT |
andshole |
you know. people are animals. and you have to treat them as such. look at my picture. does that say "sweet floating?" please. seperate yourself. it knows you. and uses you. you are fucking balls o...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 22:29:00 GMT |
If i only had a magic elephant tooth necklace...tonight |
I'd like to take a shot at killing people! WOW I FUCKING HATE YOU AND EVERY PART ABOUT YOU. this is my first livejournal blog, and if you are reading this, i told you to, cause i get like 1 new "pro...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 06:58:00 GMT |
