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About Me

Time to rewrite this, short and sweet so we'lll put it this way. I love music, food, dancing, drinking, snowboarding, my jeep wrangler, swimming, crotch rockets *suzukiiiiii*, coffee, sleeping, reading, writing and school (not really). I love hanging out with the few friends I kept throughout the years because trust is a hard thing to come by and unlike many others, I don't wear it on my sleeve. I am an extremely ambitious and goal oriented Border's junkie. I have a tendency to curse like a sailor, smoke like a chimney, drink like a fish, whoop any guy's butt in video games, and rumpshake as if it was going out of style. No interest in people who have no control over where their life is going, or those who wait for things to fall into their laps.I'm very independent and would much rather feel productive than "get sloshed at some dude's house" but being productive and obliterated is always a good time too lol. I never forget my friends and above all family comes first, then the friends who are like family. I'm the most reliable person you'll ever meet. Unless... u rely on me for stupid shit and don't expect me to have my own life. My life is all about priority and foundation. Most of the time. It manages itself as some confusing sadistic cycle of 2 week dating intervals and a failure to respond well to others emotions.
I have credibility with those who count.
.. AIM incubatedsuccubiIf you take care of your friends, they will take care of you. It shouldn't take an excessive amount of effort for that bond to bring out the best in you.
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I'd like to meet:

Myself in a past life.

A foul mouthed, binge drinking gambler with an apartment, a steady job, a great smile and the body of a football player. TALL, nice biceps and self confidence a must. Likes to dance and get greasy at work. ALWAYS asks what you're wearing. Must talk like the biggest asshole from Brooklyn. Loves to give piggy back rides, make smores, sing songs off key, vegg out and watch Scarface, the discovery channel, Fight Club, and Goodfellas. Doesn't get all emo and argue over absolutely nothing. He takes interest in my interests. Sticks to the goals he makes for himself. He takes his coffee black. Scars and nice eyes required :p

Music:

Oh boy, this is gunna be a long one. Jack Johnson is the man. Other than that, Stone Temple Pilots, Counting Crows, Incubus, Nirvana, Bouncing Souls, SUBLIME, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, 311, Finch, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, Tom Petty, the Pietasters, Reel Big Fish, Beastie Boys, Mustard Plug, Operation Ivy, Radiohead, Primus, Nofx, Soundgarden, System of a Down, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Jimmy's Chicken Shack, Fiona Apple, Dave Matthews, Bush, Blind Melon, Nickelcreek, Tool, Aerosmith, IIO, Mobb Deep, Brand New, Notorious, Oasis, Radiohead, Bad Religion, Steve Miller Band, Mindless Self Indulgence, Citizen Cope, whatever, all the good stuff.

Movies:

Requiem For a Dream because whenever I watch it I cry, The Crow, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Departed, Bone Collector, Fantasia, Spun, Crank, Snatch, Fight Club, pretty much every Disney movie EXCEPT NEWSIES, and lots and lots of other crap. I'm much more of a cartoon person. Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Futurama, Rocko's Modern Life, The Angry Beavers, Invader Zim, Beavis and Butthead, Ren and Stimpy, Spongebob, etc.

Books:

Alice In Wonderland, and anything by Chuck Palahniuk or Hubert Selby Jr.

My Blog

Hectic

For real real. Wednesday-Okay so the other day I'm walking to my car and I'm supposed to meet up with Mike for like 2 minutes just before I leave so he's meeting me at my car, or so I think, then I se...
Posted by No [artificial] sweetening on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:26:00 PST

Destination Poznan

Giving serious thought to going to college in Poland. You'll miss me. <3
Posted by No [artificial] sweetening on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:53:00 PST

It feels like when someone peaks at ur hand right before you fold.

Those who can talk themselves out of and/or against any relationship can never say they're lonely within any credibility. Fuck.
Posted by No [artificial] sweetening on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST

Burton Baby

Snowboarding.... was awesome! And we lost a windshield wiper! Ahhhhhh bitches!!!!Oh, and.... fuck geometry.Thinking about catching a play in the city this weekend.So in case you didnt know- softcore p...
Posted by No [artificial] sweetening on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:06:00 PST

Dos dos

I never wrote a part 2 to my blog. lol. Ok, so we went to Seaworld, went to Magic Kingdom, met a whole bunch of crazy people. Including this one guy who had a fetish for taking pictures of girls takin...
Posted by No [artificial] sweetening on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:20:00 PST

Flor-i-duh

Ok! So Mariannna and I took a road trip to Florida. Let me say, first, that that is one long ass drive. On the way down there, I sat on a tootsie roll. Then, when we switched driving, the same tootsie...
Posted by No [artificial] sweetening on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:16:00 PST

As I sit here, losing a lung

So I went to the doctor today and she says holy crap you're wheezing don't you hear that? She gave me some antibiotics for bronchitis. Awesome. I have to go back to Greenport Hospital because one of m...
Posted by No [artificial] sweetening on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST

That's not my pot.

Drew your mom is fucking hilarious! And the cookingware is still on your front lawn! Ok, so gotta take the sweater off for this one because this is gunna be some extreme bloggage. I got the job per di...
Posted by No [artificial] sweetening on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:46:00 PST

I'm convinced

Danielle's party was awesome. Drew, I'm still highly upset I missed out on the jungle juice. But all of us crammin on Brad's bed was priceless. Pretzels. That village was so not scary. Minus the house...
Posted by No [artificial] sweetening on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:14:00 PST

TVS CAN FLY

I got a fever!And the only prescriptionis more cow bell!Last night was unbelievable. Beer can golf, throwing darts in the house, beer all over the floor, broken window panes, broken bottles, throwing ...
Posted by No [artificial] sweetening on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:57:00 PST