-DORIS IS ALBANIAN
-DORIS OWNS A PAIR OF SUPERMAN BOXERS
-DORIS STARTED TALKING WHEN HE WAS 2
-DORIS STARTED TALKING TRASH WHEN HE WAS 1
-DORIS BELIEVES ITS NOT BUTTER
-DORIS IS "TRILL"
-DORIS DONT PLAY DATT
-WHEN DORIS DOES PUSHUPS, HE DOESENT PUSH UP HE PUSHES THE GROUND DOWN
-DORIS USED TO HAVE A CAT BUT NEVER KNEW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT
-DORIS AND YOUNG BUCC ARE SECRETELY RAP BUDDIES
-DORIS MET YOUNG JOC AT THE CLUB AND IT WENT DOWN!
-DORIS IS DOWN WITH OLD PEOPLE
-DORIS KNOWS VICTORIA'S SECRET
-DORIS WALKED RIGHT AFTER HE CAME OUT
-DORIS ORDERED A WHOPPER AT MCDONALDS AND GOT ONE
-IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY SHE BROKE UP WITH YOU, HIS NAME IS DORIS
-DORIS HAS A CAR BETTER THAN YOURS
-DORIS USED TO BE A STUNT DOUBLE FOR JACKIE CHAN
-DORIS DATED YOUR MOM
-DORIS HAS STALKERS
-DORIS PROTECTS THE PIMPS
-DORIS IS 6'2
-DORIS USES CROP CIRCLES TO TELL YOU HIS SECRETS
-DORIS ACCIDENTLY INVENTED ELECTRICITY
-DORIS IS THE ONE GOD WITH ALL THE ANSWERS
-IF YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT HER YOU WOULD BUY HER A DORIS
-DORIS IS SO GOOD CRACK IS ADDICTED TO HIM
-DORIS IS ADDICTED TO COUNTER STRIKE
-DORIS ALREADY FOUND HIS LOVE, HER NAME IS NIKKI, SORRY LADIES
-DORIS SWIMMED TO THE U.S.
-THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA WAS USED TO KEEP DORIS OUT
-DORIS SMELLS WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
-DORIS CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO
-DORIS EATS TOO MUCH
-DORIS CAN JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER
-DORIS CAN WIN A GAME OF CHESS BY ONLY MAKING ONE MOVE
-THERE IS A SLIGHT POSSIBILITY THAT DORIS MIGHT BE YOUR FATHER
-DORIS GAVE MONA LISA HER SMILE
-DORIS CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER AND MAKE IT DRINK
-DORIS CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR
-DORIS DOESENT WEAR A WATCH HE DECIDED WHAT TIME IT IS
-DORIS DOESENT GET FROSTBITE HE BITES FROST
-DORIS HAS A EMO LAWN THAT CUTS ITSELF
-DORIS TURNED OLD SPICE NEW
-DORIS THINKS WHOEVER READ THIS HAS NO LIFE
