Greatest Last Words Ever |
"Either the wallpaper goes or I do."
Oscar Wilde
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:28:00 GMT |
The NEW Lamest Excuse In History |
Well, the kid who missed coming because he'd been diagnosed with "astigmatism" set the bar, but there's a new champion. Kid misses time, tests positive for cocaine. His excuse "I got jumpe...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:47:00 GMT |
Art, We Guess? |
Yesterday we took our more intellectually curious clients to the Blanton Art Museum. They loved the entrance, Spanish style archways into a bright, vaulted room. We progressed to a room w/...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:24:00 GMT |
The Lamest Excuse In History... |
All my clients are court-ordered to treatment, and if one is absent we have to contact them, or they get a warrant issued for their arrest.
One kid was missing this morning. His father answered ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:10:00 GMT |
Tis By A Narrow Thread We Hang, Part Finis |
The stent is out!!! It hurt, more "owie" with a touch of "yikes!", with a short "Alien" "oooooooh crap!"kind of thing... not nearly the "punch in the nootz" or "bee sting right on the ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 18:24:00 GMT |
’Fess Up!!! |
I've gotten six e-mails today, all them telling there are now *three* women who have crushes on me! I feel so special!!! C'mon now, 'fess up!!! Who is it?
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 22:49:00 GMT |
Tis By A Narrow Thread We Hang, Part Three |
Going into the laser surgery I had a very healthy mindset. Grateful for everything in my life, sure I would make a good recovery, less than a week left with the $%6ing catheter, I'd be back at work s...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 19:01:00 GMT |
Tis By A Narrow Thread Part Two |
The catheter came out for one week & I went to work part time - at the end of the day I was exhausted, and hurting. At this time my entire digestive tract was screwed - one piece of toast filled ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:08:00 GMT |
’Tis By A Slender thread We Hang... Part One |
I used to be one of the healthiest people I knew. I ran track in high school and college, played thousands of hours of basketball, ran marathons, well enough to qualify for the Boston Marathon,...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:49:00 GMT |
Someone Has A CRUSH On Me!!!!! |
For weeks now, every day, I get e-mails from a whole bunch of different places saying "Someone has a crush on YOU!!!" or "This is our THIRD Attempt, Someone Has A Crush On YOU!!"
And then later they s...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:51:00 GMT |
