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troy

slaveonemusic

About Me

hello,my name is troy. i'm a sagitarius, i like eating, drinking, and sleeping. sometimes i take showers. sometimes i forget to wash my hands after i go pee. i like to ride my motorcycles and play the drums. i am in a band called SLAVE ONE.

My Interests

mtv reality shows, tight ass circle wheelies, napalm, senior citizens, airplane crashes, SLAVE ONE, motorcycles, conspriacy theories, astrology, history, subversion of everyday reality

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet people who still have most of their teeth. i'd like to meet a rich old lady who could be my sugar momma so i don't gotta work no mo re. href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"

Music:

tool, mr bungle, smashing pumpkins, monster magnet, byzantine, in flames, the cure, sepultura, jawbox, mastadon, nothingface, between the buried and me, skinlab, faith no more, acid bath, snapcase, black crowes, bloodhound gang, helmet, ministry, amen, ween, nomeansno, copshootcop, morphine, snot, slipknot, ultraspank, god lives underwater, buckethead, one minute silence, funkadelic, propain, puya, sunny day real estate, quicksand, orange 9mm, my bloody valentine, beastie boys, soundgarden, new order, krs one, NIN, nofx, dead kennedys, circle jerks, the germs, misfits, sex pistols, early black flag, janes addiction, sublime, snoop,hum, rocket from the crypt, long beach dub allstars, sublime, chilipeppers, luscious jackson, jimmie's chicken shack, 311, brujeria, pj harvey, pink floyd, hendrix, the clash, clutch, soulfly, spineshank, nirvana, mudvayne, endo, incubus, jawbreaker, black sabbath, the police, kyuss,shudder to think, the urge, downset, dry kill logic, cradle of filth, firehose, digable planets, galactic, agents of oblivion......

Movies:

the usual suspects, thrashin, aliens, vanilla sky, caddyshack, seven, the devil in miss jones, riki-oh, kung fu hustle, training day, akira, any bruce lee movie, dead alive, meet the parents, dead man on campus, event horizon, half baked, the search for animal chin, raising arizona, zoolander, GLEAMING THE CUBE FUCKING SUCKED! FUCK YOU CHRISTIAN SLATER, dark city,

Television:

i only watch television programs that contain nudity or violence

Books:

they are too heavy and dont have enough pictures. i do have quite an impressive collection of motorcycle periodicals though. i gave all my dirty porn to kevin cuz he never gets laid. i prefer the real thing. oh wait, this was about books.

Heroes:

hunter s. thompson, godzilla, ayn rand