Beaston From Easton - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I ams what I am and that's all that I am. - Popeye

My Interests

Traveling, Concerts, Movies, Board Games, Music, Camping, Fires, Biking, Driving, Reading, Gambling, just about anything.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who doesn't think farts are funny. Then push them into some marshmallow and fart all over their face!

Music:

Movies:

Any great 80's film- Big Trouble in Little China, Just On e of the Guys, The Princess Bride, Better off Dead, Labrynth!, etc. Any good Slasher film-Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of 1000 Corpses, etc. Any Tarantino/Rodriquez film -Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Dusk till Dawn, Sin City, etc. Comedy-Anchorman, Not Another Teen Movie, Slackers, Old School, Space Balls, Naked Gun, Airplane!, Clue All vampire movies

Television:

It's always sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Develpoment, Drawn Together, Adult Swim, Family Guy, The L Word, Nip/Tuck, The Price is Right, South Park, Grim Adventures, Fosters, Salute Your Shorts, The Adventures of Pete and Pete and now Californication!

Books:

Currently reading - A Dirty Job, American Psycho, Have read - Catcher in the rye, Brave new world, DaVinci Code

Heroes:

Only really like tuna fish. Anything without veggies.

My Blog

Rant of rants: Rise up suckas

I just read over my previous entries and realized, wow, I come off as an angry bitch. This is not true at all. I imagine I can be quite cheerful. I simply have not experienced anything or any reason n...
Posted by Beaston From Easton on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:25:00 PST

Nightmare on Rant Street 4: The Rant Master

Hey you on the cell phone, shut the fuck up. Especially when you are in a restaurant or movie or anywhere in god-damn public. Keep that phone call to your god-damn obnoxious self. Are there no standar...
Posted by Beaston From Easton on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:29:00 PST

Rant with a vengance

This one will be nice and simple. You know those registration stickers that go on your license plate. Well they go on the UPPER LEFT CORNER of the plate. Thats it NOWHERE ELSE! Its real fucking simple...
Posted by Beaston From Easton on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:22:00 PST

Rant 2: Electric boogaloo

What the hell are you so happy about? Seriously, think about this, and when you have an answer, I want you to keep it to your god damn self. I am left wondering everyday why people are happy and how o...
Posted by Beaston From Easton on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:28:00 PST

Rants in the pants!

Let me take this time to make fun of your stupid god damn sunglasses. You know who you are. Ladies and gentlemen alike. I may not be fashionable in any way but I also am not retarded. Look at yourselv...
Posted by Beaston From Easton on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:03:00 PST

Merman!

Do I even like you? Does your presence make me want to shit the bed? Does your voice bleed my ears? Do you have any idea who I am...really? Do you understand how lame blogs are? Is the fish ...
Posted by Beaston From Easton on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:12:00 PST

Douche Baggery!!

Its everywhere I look everywhere I turn. Schenanigans and douche baggery have taken over this once great civilization. What is douche baggery you ask? Well it is the art of being a douche. What a...
Posted by Beaston From Easton on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:57:00 PST

Best Week Ever

Wow! This week I finally went to the doctor about my growth on my shoulder. He has no idea what it is! Tomorrow I get x-rays, an MRI, and a cat scan! Also, my dog has worms and is shitting blood. I ha...
Posted by Beaston From Easton on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST

Apollo

Thats it, I finally got myself a new dog. His name is Apollo and he is a Doberman - German Shepard mix. He is the awesome and will grow up to be the second greatest dog ever. Poop count in house ...
Posted by Beaston From Easton on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:25:00 PST

Damn pushy Asians!

Thats it I can't go another moment without saying it. Asian people, foreigners anyway, are too damn rude and pushy. I don't know exactly what backgrounds, because I cant tell them apart, I am not...
Posted by Beaston From Easton on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 02:33:00 PST