Music, drumming, programming, talking rubbish, writing things that I'll never finish, drinking and various other substances, meeting interesting characters and hanging large boulders from my nutsack amongst other wholesome activities.
I'd like to meet:
Zombie William S.Burroughs, zombie Jack Kerouac and zombie Hunter S.Thompson once I learn how to raise cadavers
Music:
Music is life, lover, brother and sometimes a bloke called ted, I love that guy! I'm not gonna name drop here cause I'm into some really obscure stuff, I listen to metal mostly, but everything gets a chance, I've got a particular penchant for underground indie and rock, and crazy jazz (Zappa, Zorn etc.) will always float my musical boat. The only music I can't stand is modern pop, fuck off modern pop you little prick!
Movies:
Fear and loathing, Jacobs ladder, Naked lunch, A scanner darkly, Star wars, Old kung-fu flicks (Jet Li ones especially) and Lesbian fruit part 6: revenge of the curtains.
Television:
Family guy, The simpsons, Southpark, Monty pythons flying circus, Aqua teen hunger force, Sealab, Robot Chicken, The day today, Brasseye, Big train, Jam, Mighty boosh, Monkey dust is freaking awesome, fist of fun, Reeves and Mortimer, Nathan Barley, The Armando Iannucci show, well you get the idea! Time trumpet has been doing it for me recently, anybody up for some rape an ape?
Books:
Bug sur by Jack kerouac, Breakfast of champtions by Kurt Vonnegut, Naked lunch by William burroughs, The Illuminatus trilogy, Electric acid koolaid tests by Tom wolfe, Women by Bukowski, anything by Hunter S. Thompson and pretty much anything by Philip K. Dick.
Heroes:
Chris morris and Armando Iannucci, legends of comedy.
Some random Thailand pictures
I was lucky enough to visit the debauched place that is Thailand not long ago, inbetween fending off lady boys and drinking my weight in Samsong and m-150, me and other Dave managed to take these pics, courtesy of kim babies digital camera...
Who the hell is this guy?! Answers on a postcard please...
If this is wrong, then I don't wanna be right
You wish you were this cute
Feck arse drink!
Taken whilst on the train to Chiang Mai
Mmmmmmmmm.....nice artwork from the bangkok national gallery
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Dave-o
Birthday:
16th July
Birthplace:
Colchester, home of the squaddie
Current Location:
London
Eye Color:
Blue/grey
Hair Color:
Kinda blonde
Height:
5ft 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Righty, but sometimes lefty gets a look in too
Your Heritage:
I come from a long line of midget spelunkers
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Burlap sacks tied with cheese string
Your Weakness:
Guns, blows to the head, that kinda thing
Your Fears:
Anything involving sharp things and my crotch
Your Perfect Pizza:
Bbq chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Reach 100 ego puff points
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Tentacles
Thoughts First Waking Up:
I don't wanna leave you my precious double bed!
Your Best Physical Feature:
The nape of my neck
Your Bedtime:
Sleep is for the weak!
Your Most Missed Memory:
Erm can't remember
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Burger king all the way
Single or Group Dates:
Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
What?
Chocolate or Vanilla:
You cut me, I bleed chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Mmmmmmm cappuccino...
Do you Smoke:
Yu-huh, not that much though
Do you Swear:
No never, goddam f**knut a**ecandle b***hfisted by a parking ticket!
Do you Sing:
Like a dying shrew
Do you Shower Daily:
Of course!
Have you Been in Love:
Once and once only
Do you want to go to College:
Been
Do you want to get Married:
Someday
Do you belive in yourself:
Totally
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Used to
Do you think you are Attractive:
Maybe a little
Are you a Health Freak:
Hmmmm kinda
Do you get along with your Parents:
Yeah, family = muchos important
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Yeah there pretty
Do you play an Instrument:
I play the drums at a minimum speed of 10^8bpm
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Do methalated spirits count? Then yes, plenty
In the past month have you Smoked:
All signs point to yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
I'd be lying if I said no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Can't say that I have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Nadda
In the past month have you been on Stage:
No, but I will be one day!
In the past month have you been Dumped:
Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Not that recently...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Only hearts and eye juice, sweet sweet eye juice!
Ever been Drunk:
I've been super drunk x 10 on many an occasion
Ever been called a Tease:
Certainly
Ever been Beaten up:
Not really, too cleaver for that shit
Ever Shoplifted:
In my frivolous youth, yes
How do you want to Die:
I wanna be shot out of a cannon aimed at the sun
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
I'm already a grown up, honest!
What country would you most like to Visit:
China
