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Ire Samuels

once i drank de-icer...

About Me


Absintheeggy-wegs... I'd like to SMASH EM! we're going to the Winchester. what makes crick tick?... whiskey and feedback. What makes crick sick?... promiscuity and outside...

My Interests

strobes and smoke machines, loud music and booze. barbers who let you smoke in their shop. wine is fine but tequilas cricker. "wheres the salt?" "its in your back pocket Crick!"

I'd like to meet:

Lady Sov, Paul Hogan, Henry Winkler, Jack The Ripper,

Music:

carmelita, hold me tighter, i think i'm sinking down, and i'm all strung out on mescaline, on the outskirts of town. and disco 2000. soul,ska,reggae,garage,punk,swamp,trash,trash,trash,dirty filthy music,love songs,booze songs,90s music,pulp,catatonia,prodigy,female voices,johnny cash,screamin jay,grandmaster flash,sugarhill gang,brian wilson,trascendental breaks,n-trance,neworder,madness,ian dury,nervous norvus,stones,doors,kinks,

Movies:

Withnail and I "I'm inclined to agree with Withnail that we are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell" The Man Who Would Be King "it ain't brass Danny". Anything really, cheap videos from charity shops.... they keep me off the street.

Television:

all i see is the news in the morning nowadays.

Books:

everything

Heroes:

they all killed themselves.

My Blog

Sober, solvent and bored out of my brainbox

I haven't had a drink for two weeks. Or a cigarette. I have loads of money. I have come to realise that I have no hobbies apart from drinking. That is rubbish. I am VERY bored. I feel healthy though. ...
Posted by Ire Samuels on Sun, 28 May 2006 03:59:00 PST

saturday

welcome to saturday crick. u';ve ben up for too long. lie down.
Posted by Ire Samuels on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:11:00 PST

my new hobby

i have a new hobby, it basically consists of drinking and listening to fun boy three all day every day.
Posted by Ire Samuels on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 06:59:00 PST

everything is fucking amazing

everything is fucking amazing i think i might secretly be david bowie  
Posted by Ire Samuels on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 08:53:00 PST