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Карли

I am here for Friends

About Me

I would never try to seduce a parrot

I look a little like Drew Barrymore....and a lot like Drew Carey

I only have one voice inside my head. I named it Charles. Unfortunately, Charles has multiple personalities.

I'm a vegetarian-just because I'm anti-plants. Down with the plants!

I always wanted to marry Eeyore when I grew up - just so I could say that I married a real ass

I've had the honor to pet penguins before. They didn't look too impressed with me.

One of the scariest moments in my life
-Being lulled into the sense of false security by a dancing six foot tall Hershey Kiss, while the trash can beside me caught on fire.

You can find out more about me by looking up my profile in the dictionary. It's located under "Cynical"

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my real stool - because I never really had a good relationship with my step-stool

I don't mind getting friend requests - but if I have no clue who you are, send me a message along with the request - otherwise I'll ignore the request with the same vengeance as I do with plants, overbearing religious zealots and most republicans

My Blog

Oh Good Lord, I Posted a Video

 I posted some of my graphic art pieces from this year on myspace http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &videoid=60093826 While not exactly a jaw-dropping endeavor, feel free to ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:22:00 GMT

guess what this one is about?

Randomness ....I mostly fall asleep watching infomercials ... on purpose tooI like chocolate chip cookies dipped in guacamoleMy no fail method to relieve stress: 1) headphones on 2) crank volume to ma...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:25:00 GMT

Introducing the newest edition to our family!

 This is Ms. Shelly. To say she is a sweetheart is an understatement!! We met her today at the animal shelter. What can I say, after nearly a decade, the hubby and I thought it was time we expanded th...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:51:00 GMT

Better than Anything

It's been an exhausting week and a half. I've come to find out that five exams in eight days can cause hand cramps.........................Sorry, I had to take a break writing this. I'm listening to m...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:42:00 GMT

What the elf?

It's been a few days since that holly jolly time of the year. I'm just now getting around to writing about it, because this year was kind of like being pregnant...after some time, you forget how excru...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:36:00 GMT

ah, what the heck

Yes, I'm posting a survey. I was feeling the need to post something that in just a few hours time I would be sitting here thinking "Wow, that wasn't embarrassing at all to post".... but instead you gu...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 14:44:00 GMT

Insider information

I was just thinking how a lot of things on myspace is all about promoting yourself. Our own little stage to be a superstar on. While many of us will never get a chance to sit down with Barbara Walters...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:05:00 GMT

If I were ever an Olympic judge

I think I would give out scores like Pi or Planck's Constant
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:10:00 GMT

Apparently, I dont look a thing like Eddie Vedder

A while back, my friend Matt left a comment on my page saying that my profile picture looked a little like the lead singer of Pearl Jam. I wasn't offended by that. I mean it could have been worse. I ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:52:00 GMT

Not the thing to put on your resume

I'm not much of a summer person. My ideal weather is when the high only reaches 40 degrees Fahrenheit. The heat is one of the reasons that I hate living in the Lone Star state. Here, there is only two...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:20:00 GMT