Bellybutton Fluff Stephen Hawkins Gums Combovers Tourettes (My Favourite Syndrome) Rolf Harris' Weird Neck Vagina Skidmarks Bealys Mam White Dog Poo Speach Impediments Jeremy Beadles Baby Hand Bum Pubes Touching Myself Bingo Wings Moustaches Bean Flicking
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Stephen Hawkin. Gareth Gates. Michael Barrymore. Jeremy Beadle. Michelle Mcmassive. Michael Jackson. Gary Glitter. Fred Dibnah. Christopher Reeves. Bill Oddie (he's even harder than Steve Irwin. I once saw him punch a squirrel in the face)
Here are a few bands I like(if you don't agree you're probably retarded):
The White Stripes
Rancid
Bob Dylan
Joanna Newsome
Tenacious D
Creedance Clearwater Revival
The Rolling Stones
John Lennon
Lars Fredrikson and the Bastards
The Sex Pistols
Kings of Leon
Hatebreed
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soulfly
Babyshambles
Johnny Cash
Libertines
If you listen to Emo, Pop, Dance or R'nB you shouldn't be allowed to breed
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Shaun Of the Dead Goodfellas Big Trouble in Little Vagina Fear and Loathing in las Vegas Back Door Sluts 9 The Goonies Withnail and I Bubba Ho-tep The Big Lebowski Anchorman Leon Kevin Smith's Stuff The Devils Rejects Derek and Clive Get the Horn Bound (Jennifer Tilly makes me fondle myself)Braindead Strap-on Midget The Lost Boys Casino Fargo Dazed and Confused Night of the Giving Head Bad Taste Tremors Evil Dead 2 Pulp Fiction Cannible The Musical
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I don't watch television anymore (unless someone tells me about a documentary coming on about dwarfs,down syndrome, hairy chinese kids or something). These are what I liked or have on dvd:The Special Olympics Spaced My Name Is Earl South Park The Young Ones Bottom Brass Eye Curb Your Enthusiasm The Sopranos League of Gentlemen 8 Out of 10 Cats Phoenix Nights Big Train Jackass Dirty Sanchez CKY
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Even though reading is for gays I sometimes read secretly in my room....in a cupboard...under a blanket.....when all the neighbors are out. Here are some of my faves:Hunter S Thompson. Genius. Big and Bouncy I. Lucifer - Glen Duncan Stephen King Razzle Ed Lee Joe R Lansdale Readers Wives Post Office - Charles Bukowski Dean Koontz On the Road - Jack Keruac Anton LaVey Chuck Palahniuk James Herbert Bill Bryson
"I WANT MY IDOLS DEAD!"
Bill Hicks (RIP)
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."
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Hunter S Thompson (RIP)
"One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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Karl Pilkington
"By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it."
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