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Smell My Finger

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About Me

My name is Michael Louise Bishop and I am the balls. If you don't agree then you're wrong and you're probably a gay.

I'm quite excited about going bald. If it happens to me I'm going to grow a combover and a moustache so I get all the chicks

She loves it the dirty crack whore

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My Interests

Bellybutton Fluff Stephen Hawkins Gums Combovers Tourettes (My Favourite Syndrome) Rolf Harris' Weird Neck Vagina Skidmarks Bealys Mam White Dog Poo Speach Impediments Jeremy Beadles Baby Hand Bum Pubes Touching Myself Bingo Wings Moustaches Bean Flicking

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I'd like to meet:

Stephen Hawkin. Gareth Gates. Michael Barrymore. Jeremy Beadle. Michelle Mcmassive. Michael Jackson. Gary Glitter. Fred Dibnah. Christopher Reeves. Bill Oddie (he's even harder than Steve Irwin. I once saw him punch a squirrel in the face)

Music:

Here are a few bands I like(if you don't agree you're probably retarded):

The White Stripes Rancid Bob Dylan Joanna Newsome Tenacious D Creedance Clearwater Revival The Rolling Stones John Lennon Lars Fredrikson and the Bastards The Sex Pistols Kings of Leon Hatebreed Yeah Yeah Yeahs Soulfly Babyshambles Johnny Cash Libertines

If you listen to Emo, Pop, Dance or R'nB you shouldn't be allowed to breed

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Movies:

Shaun Of the Dead Goodfellas Big Trouble in Little Vagina Fear and Loathing in las Vegas Back Door Sluts 9 The Goonies Withnail and I Bubba Ho-tep The Big Lebowski Anchorman Leon Kevin Smith's Stuff The Devils Rejects Derek and Clive Get the Horn Bound (Jennifer Tilly makes me fondle myself)Braindead Strap-on Midget The Lost Boys Casino Fargo Dazed and Confused Night of the Giving Head Bad Taste Tremors Evil Dead 2 Pulp Fiction Cannible The Musical

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Television:

I don't watch television anymore (unless someone tells me about a documentary coming on about dwarfs,down syndrome, hairy chinese kids or something). These are what I liked or have on dvd:The Special Olympics Spaced My Name Is Earl South Park The Young Ones Bottom Brass Eye Curb Your Enthusiasm The Sopranos League of Gentlemen 8 Out of 10 Cats Phoenix Nights Big Train Jackass Dirty Sanchez CKY

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Books:

Even though reading is for gays I sometimes read secretly in my room....in a cupboard...under a blanket.....when all the neighbors are out. Here are some of my faves:Hunter S Thompson. Genius. Big and Bouncy I. Lucifer - Glen Duncan Stephen King Razzle Ed Lee Joe R Lansdale Readers Wives Post Office - Charles Bukowski Dean Koontz On the Road - Jack Keruac Anton LaVey Chuck Palahniuk James Herbert Bill Bryson

Heroes:

"I WANT MY IDOLS DEAD!"
Bill Hicks (RIP)

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

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Hunter S Thompson (RIP)

"One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

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Karl Pilkington

"By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it."

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My Blog

I hope every soulless fucker who works for Karoo gets AIDS

I'm sick of over-paying for a shit internet service, everytime I call them with a problem I talk to some backward, obnoxious, inbred vaginal wart who talks to me like I'm 12. God f...
Posted by Smell My Finger on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:27:00 PST

Comic Relief is shit and Lenny Henry is a fat tosser

I hate Lenny Henry. He's a fat, unfunny, irritating, sweaty pissflap. Talking loud isn't funny. When you tell a joke it doesn't get any funnier because you shout it. Lenny Henry is 3rd on my list...
Posted by Smell My Finger on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:40:00 PST

Has there ever been Siamese Triplets?

I love Siamese Twins. They're awesome. Have there ever been Siamese triplets? How baddas would that be! I wonder if they get two or three seperate wages if they get a job. What if they got a...
Posted by Smell My Finger on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:18:00 PST

the most kickass fuckin blog in the world!

i just wrote an amazing blog, it was epic. biblical even!. there was swearing, ranting, raving, wil fuckin smith, poo, bealys mam, work, a tramps rancid stinking belly button, cat flaps, a ginger midg...
Posted by Smell My Finger on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:51:00 PST

"veggies"

ever heard "i'm a vegetarian but i still eat chicken and fish"? you're not a vegetarian... i don't say "i'm teetotal but i still drink lager and vodka". don't get me started. last time someone talked...
Posted by Smell My Finger on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:09:00 PST