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Murder-a-Minute

About Me

You're just the same as I am... and other times I am asleep. I am amazed by the society which produced the sofa with the folding bed inside. The insanely complicated feat of engineering something so ingenious, yet completly impractical in the face of the current dully simple futon. It makes me whistful and envious of the post world war two hope of modernism. Imagine seeing a new car or a jet plane and having no reservations about the endless horizon of progress? ...and if I seem a little strange, well that's because I am, but I know that you would like me if only you could see me... if only you could meet me.In any case I am sure that you've seen me around this city before... the city where everything seems so ugly, when you're sitting at home in self pity, remember you're just one person who's living there.It's hard to live in the city.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No one really. I mean if you're going to meet anyone it would be akward to meet them as a fan or idolitor. So I don't really aspire to meet any person in particular.Morrissey seems like he'd be an asshole Hunter S. Thompson is too standoffish ... and has died

My Blog

What you don’t understand...

is that i'd love to relate, but I simply do not know how. It's a language I can barely comprehend, like french. I can give you a few sentances if you speak slowly enough and give me adequate time. I ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 22:12:00 GMT

Correction to Sadly... entry

It is offical and in my hands. The news from all over issue, pg 96. And I know you're thinking I should be thinking who cares? Well captain cynical, I'm honest enough to admit that I've been reading v...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 15:42:00 GMT

troubling premontion

You can imagine the horror, when it hit me, a stark premonition of my generation's future legacy. I'm not one to frequently have premonitions of a dark future to come, I mean I usually am quite dark a...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:46:00 GMT

Sadly... or perhaps for the best...

I will remain an internet do. And thus, I believe my 15 minutes of vice fame have ended as the campaign of hate and attention the various sad online vice commentors have spent their venom. I wish the...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:19:00 GMT

Return of the BOLG

I misspelled blog as "bolg" but I like bolg so i'm gonna keep it. It sounds eastern european. Bolgona... Anywho. Yes, I know I mentioned it forever ago, and you're hurt that it took so long, and that...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:52:00 GMT

You know things are boring when:

You don't bother leaving your office because you'll just be surfing the same webpages if you went home. I'm all bummed because I got psyched for a night out (its norms birthday and I got things and p...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Ode to Alexandra Outdoor Pool

Oh how I love thee. Opening in days 3. Though you are filled with ugly children, and underwear as a bathingsuit chinese man (note the space indicating one man who is chinese not all chinamen. Yeah I s...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:30:00 GMT

The well accounted for use of my internship hours

So, i'm bored. Like crazy Office Intern with nothing to do bored. Lets give an inteniary of my responsibilities thus far: -fill a box with pens and clipboards and tape (I had to go to staples to get t...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:13:00 GMT

I miss Brookyln

Sigh, I can feel the home away from home Greenpoint YMCA calling my name again. Its that starting of summer time of year where only American cigarettes can satisfy my cravings. Better get to tha...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:40:00 GMT

The ultimate generation x film debate

I got into a debate with Lauren as to which of the generation x'splotation films were superior (Slacker doesn't count cause its not quite 'sploitation): Singles, or Reality Bites. I sat in the totally...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:19:00 GMT