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Brandon

Folks, im an asshole and im proud of it

About Me

my name is Brandon and if you know me then you probly already know about me
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My Interests

working on cars driving cars looking at cars cars. basketball football hackysack having fun music

I'd like to meet:

"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.""IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical"."CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?""UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response."IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works.""I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra.""TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD". Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.""THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?""YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.""I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES". Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great tits.""OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.""HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING". Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.""I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.""WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?""I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me.""YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE" Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.""YOU LOOK TERRIFIC" Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving.""I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again.""WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK" Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

Music:

AC/DC Metallica disturbed 50 cent nickelback greenday the used crossfade sevendust eminem did i say AC/DC? and a crap load more i cant think of right now

Movies:

action horror scifi drama my fav movie is Pulp Fiction i dont know why

Television:

Family Guy South Park The Simpsons Nip Tuck and i like to watch the history channel when im tryin to go to sleep

Books:

hey arent they those things w/ the words???

Heroes:

let you know when i find one

My Blog

the hardships of chocolate milk

chocolate milk is down right awsome...u get it open it and drink the chocolaty goodness the only draw back is having to open the bottle but other than that its no work just chocolaty goodness. but wha...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:46:00 PST