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☠ Becky ☠

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About Me

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i suck with names..BAD
i never forget when you piss me off
never
i can make any sentence sound dirty
if i didn't have children, i'd backpack around the globe
i've been known to have neurotic tendencies
i LOVE horror movies even though i freak for weeks afterwards
i am deathly afraid of flying roaches
seriously.. don't try it.. it's not funny
i fucking hate the texas heat
i love making daisy chains
when i feel unaccomplished, i look at my boys and everything is o.k.
i hate people who don't tip
i love dirty jokes
i miss hawaii everyday
GRAFFITI IS AN ARTFORM
i love finding beautiful things where you'd least expect them
i scribble in public restrooms
i will never eat an oyster, yukk!
or pork rinds!!
i like to fish, but feel guilty when i catch one
i can be very antisocial, but hate being alone
i would love to be an archaeologist, but know it will never happen
silent films kick ass
i love black and white photos
i could never live in a mobile home EVER
i would totally live in a shack on the beach
i don't get how some people never learn to swim
i believe in reincarnation
and karma
anne rice is a literary goddess
i could eat white rice with anything (it's a hawaii thing, you wouldn't understand)
i CaN't StAnD dUmBaSsEs WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS
i believe in faeries
and mermaids
and aliens
and santa claus... i keed i keed

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm always down for making new friends. I definantly enjoy hanging out with positive people. Can't stand drama (Well, as long as I'm not involved... the shit can be pretty entertaining!!)


My Blog

Why did the chicken cross the road?

fucking funny shit!   WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?  DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:22:00 GMT

her name is malibu..

Josh and I have been wanting a dog again for a while now, but neither of us have the time to sit at home and train a puppy. Well this weekend my in-laws found a sweet but severely starved and dehydra...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:41:00 GMT

seeing red

"it is well for the heart to be naive and for the mind not to be" That's an old french saying I always quoted when people would say I was too nice. I've always been told I was too nice,...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Kapono

Hello to everyone..Sorry if I haven't been returning phone calls - I recently got some bad news from Hawaii that my brother has been missing since January 9. He lives on Molokai and may have been a v...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:23:00 GMT

tips welcome

Next time you're out eating at a restaurant, look at your server. Do you think they are really happy to be doing that job? The answer is no, they are not, but it's what we do, and we do it for the mon...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 23:22:00 GMT

Issues...

I always knew I had issues, but this is just out of hand!DisorderRatingParanoid:LowSchizoid:ModerateSchizotypal: HighAntisocial:ModerateBorderline:LowHistrionic:HighNarcissi stic:ModerateAvoidant:HighDe...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:09:00 GMT

Tag, I'm it!!

Tag!The first player of this game starts with "6 weird things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged have to write a blog of their 6 weird things/habits, as well as state this rule clearly. ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 23:09:00 GMT

...only me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Rebecca Elizabeth Kekaikapuowahineaukai Messenger Birthday: Jan 12, 1981 Birthplace: Honolulu Current Location: Keller, TX Eye Color: brown Hair Col...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 21:52:00 GMT

new years resolutions..

Okay, so I've given this resolution thing lots of thought and have decided against my default "lose weight" and "save money" cop-outs. Since our move to Texas I've been kinda depressed, and while it c...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 09:29:00 GMT