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Senjoi 1zed

The passion of the mediocre is to maintain stimulation at its own level. ~ Mailer

About Me

You are 99% Philly!!

You probably lived in Philly all your life. Good for you! Or, you lived in South Jersey but told people you were from Philly anyway, shame on you!

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My Interests

Likes ~ Writing. Running. Cycling. Reading. Dancing. Learning new languages. Traveling. Old ladies in turbans. Spontanious Chinese firedrills. Hand writing analysis. Betsey Johnson. The sound of leaves crunching underfoot. What's new in Mary Kate's eating habits. French girls' street wear. Japanese tourists in Waikiki. Boutiques with unique finds. Dim sum restaurants. The Sea. Life.Dislikes ~Sirens. Mopeds. Babies crying in public places. Cleaning louvers. Madonna/Whore complex. Laziness. Complacency. Being cold. The general public.

I'd like to meet:

Eve Ensler, who wrote:IF MY VAGINA COULD TALK... IT WOULD TALK ABOUT ITSELF LIKE ME. IT WOULD TALK ABOUT OTHER FABULOUS VAGINAS IT WOULD DO VAGINA IMPRESSIONS. IT WOULD WEAR HARRY WINSTON DIAMONDS, NO CLOTHING. JUST THERE, ALL DRAPED IN THE DIAMONDS. MY VAGINA HELPED RELEASE A GIANT BABY. IT THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DOING MORE OF THAT. IT'S NOT. NOW IT WANTS TO TRAVEL. IT DOES NOT WANT A LOT OF COMPANY. IT WANTS TO READ AND KNOW THINGS AND GET OUT MORE. IT WANTS SEX. IT LOVES SEX. IT WANTS TO GO DEEPER. IT'S HUNGRY FOR DEPTH. IT WANTS KINDNESS. IT WANTS CHANGE. IT WANTS SILENCE AND FREEDOM AND GENTLE KISSES AND WARM LIQUIDS AND DEEP TOUCH. IT WANTS CHOCOLATE. IT WANTS TO SCREAM. IT WANTS TO STOP BEING ANGRY! IT WANTS TO COME. IT WANTS TO WANT. IT WANTS. MY VAGINA, IT WANTS, IT WANTS EVERYTHING.

Music:

Love mostly every style. The only thing that I can't stand is anything too preachy, i.e. Christian rock, overly religious reggae, straight edge anything (except Minor Threat, cause they're tha shit)! Basically, tell me what inspires you, but don't tell me what to do.

Movies:

This is a first attempt at a list of favorites, an impossible thing to do completely. Here goes nuttin: Adaptation, Amelie, American Beauty, Amores Perros, Angel's With Dirty Faces, Bad Education, Bamboozled, Being John Malcovich, Big Fat Greek Wedding (wadya want? I'm Greek!), Big Lebowski, Bird Cage, Born Yesterday (Judy Holiday versoin) Breakfast at Tiffany's, Breaking Away, Bronx Tale, Buffalo 66, Bullets Over Broadway, Casablanca, Chocolat, Darleeling Limited, Dog Day Afternoon, Don't Tempt Me, Edward Scissorhands, El Crimen ..., Everything is Illuminated, Fargo, Fear and Loathing, Freak by John Leguizamo, French Kiss (only God can judge me), Gia, Gilda, Godfather (the 1st), Gone With the Wind, Goodfellas, Great Expectations, Hairspray, Hannah and Her Sisters, Igby Goes Down, Jaws, Juno, Kids, Kill Bills, Last Supper, Le Cage aux Folles, Lemony Snickets, Life Aquatic, Lost In Translation, Manhattan, Manhattan Murder Mystery, Marie Antoinette, Mar Adentro, Mommy Dearest, Motorcycle Diaries, Muriel's Wedding, New York Minute (MK & A!), Nightmare Before Xmas, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Play It Again Sam, Pulp Fiction, Quincanera, Radiodays, Reservoir Dogs, Rockyhorror Picture Show, Romeo & Juliette, Royal Tenenbaums, Saving Grace, Sense and Sensibility, Sidewalks of NY, SLC Punk, Smiles of a Summer Night, Some Like It Hot, anything with Jack Lemmon, Streetcar Named Desire, Sunset Blvd., Sweet and Lowdown, Taxi Driver, The Great Race, The Shining, Todo Sobre Mi Madre, Trainspotting, Triplets of Belleville, When Harry Met Sally, Witches, Wizard of Oz, Y Tu Mama, Yes, Young Frankenstein

Television:

Absolutely Fabulous, Golden Girls, Sex and the City ... stuff that has been taken off the air and replaced with nonsense.

Books:

my own. keep ya eyes peeled. you may find your name in my pages.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Sex and the City ... Wheres the Feminist Love?

Far be it for me to read too deeply into things (heavy sarcastic typing), but this shit just pushed my big red feminist f-you button. The setting:  the SATC premier, naturally, every vadge i...
Posted by Senjoi 1zed on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:37:00 PST

24

why is it that when a women reaches the age of 24 she looks around and says to herself ... shit, i better get some kind of security in my life. i need to stop waiting tables, i need to leave this lose...
Posted by Senjoi 1zed on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:18:00 PST

avalon

i believe that if you want to know a person, it's not in their kiss, sure as merde not in their words, and for those who wax poetic, not in their eyes. if you really wanna get to know somebody, steal ...
Posted by Senjoi 1zed on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:36:00 PST

here comes a new year

in hopes of sending out positive vibes in 2008 and self servingly hopin to receive some in return i'm making a wish list. in the words of jaclyn lucia, 2007 has been a helluva transitional year for ev...
Posted by Senjoi 1zed on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 06:00:00 PST

taxi!

Have you ever wanted something to come into being so badly that you were willing to make an assHOLE of yourself in hopes of getting it?  Blinders become surgically implanted alongside your line o...
Posted by Senjoi 1zed on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:51:00 PST

oi, my aching body!

After dancing til dawn for the past week straight, I've become a laundry list of ailments: * my neck and shoulder muscles ache from whippin my head around * my left hip feels like I pulled it while st...
Posted by Senjoi 1zed on Sat, 26 May 2007 08:49:00 PST

how to enjoy a woman

what exactly is the right way to enjoy a woman?  is it better to savor each individually like a single sliver of dark Swiss chocolate?  Let her linger on your tongue, swallow her, let her pe...
Posted by Senjoi 1zed on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:46:00 PST

reality

it's been 3 weeks that i've been home now. dunno how to feel about that. about some things, i'm glad, happy, exstatic, general warm fuzziness. about others, i'm disappointed. i'm trying (like so many ...
Posted by Senjoi 1zed on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:10:00 PST

The Letty, Jax, and Senjoi Dodecahedron Theory

Two of the people on this earth that I love more than anyone are a 9 year old boy and a forty something woman. I know, I know, it sounds pretty strange. The whole motley crew of us is a...
Posted by Senjoi 1zed on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:55:00 PST

take me out to the ballgame!

I'm not straight. I'm not gay. I'm not bi. I hate all of those labels. For me, it's hard to pick one side on which to play for life. The question of, "What team do you bat for?" is not one that I can ...
Posted by Senjoi 1zed on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:27:00 PST