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The J-Rome

I CARRY THE ROCK LIKE A DUMP TRUCK!!!

About Me


pimpmyarea.comHey everybody my name is Matt Testa but most of my friends call me J-Rome. Get to know me a little better and I’ll let you in on why. Before I get into anything else, I would like to say that I have the greatest girlfriend a guy could ever have. She means so much to me and no other girl has or will ever come close to the way she makes me feel. I love her sooooo much. :)I live in Uniontown, Pa or The Armpit of America, as I like to call it. I currently go to school at Penn State Fayette. I am majoring in Information, Science, and Technology. It should b a good ride. I graduated in 2005 from Laurel Highlands where I played varsity soccer and met all of the great friends I have today. Nothing and nobody comes between my boys and me. Some people haven’t learned that just yet. I have been trying to keep myself in shape by running and playing racquetball every once in a while. At times I can be one of the laziest people in the tri-state area. All in all I’m a fun guy to be around I guess (thats what ppl tell me atleast). You just have to get to know me. If you ever plan on doing that then just let me know and I’ll get you the hook up with a one on one chat with ol' Uncle J-Rome himself. So keep everything good in the hood and life will be as smooth as love, peace, and hair grease... Later ____________________________________________________________ ____________AIM screen name... Tesm20______________________________________________________ __________________I AM FROM FAYETTE COUNTY....... We're not rich and we're not too poor, but we are white. We invented the word "pop," and we dont drink "wooder," when we are thirsty. We get our water from the crick, spicket, or the yock. We have the dirtest river, the cheapest hamburger, and the busiest Wal-mart in the United States. We hate culture, so if your a feminist, arts major, or musican, you might as well go back to the damn city. We all dont have mullets, only the Nascar fans. Dale Earnhardt and Bill Cowher are gods. It doesnt matter whether the "Stillers" win or lose as long as they beat the damn Browns. And when they do, we go down the pond, drink Keystone and on the way there we play padiddle....... I AM FROM FAYETTE COUNTY. ____________________________________________________________ ___________ Matthew Ryan Testa --
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My Interests

hhhhmmmmmmmm..... My interests? well ummm.........Allison of course.....name a sport... food... chex mix(not considered a food... a bag of chex mix is a bag of many little pieces of heaven)... late night infomercials such as; The Magic Bullet, Kaboom, Thomason's Neverblunt knife set(complete with cleaver and cutting board), The Ab Lounge, Chuck Norris' Total Gym, Groovin' To The Oldies vol. 1 through 9, and Hydroxicut

I'd like to meet:

ALLISON LOVES THE WAY I CARRY THE ROCK LIKE A DUMP TRUCK THROUGH THE D-LINE. JUST HAND IT OFF BABY... JUST HAND THAT SUCKA OFF TO UNCLE J-ROME!!!!!

Music:

TOM PETTY RULES!!!!......... Actually I can listen to anything you put on the radio. Whatever I'm in the mood for I guess. But if I had to choose now I'd pick rap or hip hop over anything else. Cuz I'm gangsta like dat, CHIGGA!!!

Movies:

Anything with Will Ferrell in it....

Television:

I don't watch much TV. But when I do I have it on ESPN. ANd when football season rolls around, you can find me glued to whatever TV I can find on Saturdays and Sundays.

Books:

Goodnight Moon... This book has given me the courage to say goodnight to every animate and inanimate object in my house before I go to sleep.

Heroes:

Jerome Bettis for being the creator of rock carriage, Zenidine Zidane for his headbutt that laid out the Italian who gave him a purple nurple, EJ Regula for building a golf course in his back yard, Giant Eagle for always being there to ruin my life, Gallatin Avenue for harboring all of the hookers in the Tri-State area, Guitar Hero for teaching me the proper way to melt a face, Halo for giving my friends and me something to do when there is nothing else to do in this beautiful city of Uniontown, Mr. Rogers for letting me know that all of my dreams CAN come true, and YOU for sitting here today and reading this pile of crap I have composed. :)