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About Me

There are three kinds of people in this world: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you would get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
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My Interests

wathching the Chicago Cubs and the Illinois Fighting Illini, working out, going out to the bars and hanging out with my friends, and riding my waverunner.
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I'd like to meet:

TUPAC SHAKUR because he was one of the most talented people to ever walk on this earth. "only the good die young."

Music:

I like anything that sounds good.

Movies:

Old School, all the Austin Powers, American Pie, and Friday movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy, The Green Mile, Gone in 60 Seconds, Meet the Parents, Anchorman, and Scarface

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Television:

That 70's Show, The Family Guy, Cops, The Chappelle Show, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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Heroes:

my mom, my grandma, my grandpa(R.I.P), Howard(R.I.P.)