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♥ Together we are Batman and Robin, Bonnie and Clyde, without each other we would be lost! Th

About Me

Lets just say that spontaneous and crazy is me...I love to be social and i mingle well with all people..Im pretty damn random and most of you who know me can vouch for me.....I love chillen with my GPK crew and the crew ive had for a while..I love driving and i love dancing. I strive for knowledge...Enjoy going to the beach at night time and hittin up the bomb fires. Partying with the buds and playing some poker..throwin back a few brews isnt soo bad either..camping is awesome and doing water sports in the summer is legit. Spring break brings back fond memories of newport beach and expect to find 13 of my closest friends at a beach house in new port. I love to be goofy but then there is a time to be serious.. But one thing is for sure when you're in the car with me put your childproof saftey window locks on because you can expect me to roll the window down and spit game on dudes on the streets lol i dont do it to be serious its all in fun because realistically i wont ever talk to em again....OH YOU KNOW THAT PERSON you drive by on the freeway who is singing in there car and dancing around???? YEAH THATS ME lol!! by the way i have blonde hair, green eyes with sun flowers, semi tan, big lips, thick, 5'7 and well im just me!!
How to make a JoLee
Ingredients:
3 parts success
5 parts humour
5 parts instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness
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this is my birthday month and i think it fits me damn good!!!DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Changing person Trustworthy and loyal. Very compassionate and caring. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Very skilled at making love. Has above-average penis (males only). Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty. Playful, secretive.Very emotional and takes alot to make angry. Meets new people easily. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smar t. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
Yes another video kinda older pics but good memories!! some of my most favorite moments!!
Fun Memories
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jo Mother Fucking Lee dont act like you dont know the name
Birthday: 12-31-84 thats right new years eve baby
Birthplace: The valley
Current Location: Manteca
Eye Color: Green with sunflowers
Hair Color: right now its blonde on top dark underneath..but my nautural hair color is gold
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: german, french, i guess dutch, and norweign or how ever you spell it
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops!
Your Weakness: Good Music, Eyes, Men taller then me, Killer personality, Humor, my weakness is also light houses
Your Fears: used to be my biological mom but she doesnt phase me now...Dying unloved.. and not being able to have children someday
Your Perfect Pizza: helllla Cheese!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get everything in order in my life...start to settle down..stop being so wild..maybe even move out again? move back to san diego maybe??
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL..or WTF
Thoughts First Waking Up: ohh shit 10 more minutes please!! and who has called me during my sleep or text me..BASTARDS!
Your Best Physical Feature: EYES FOR SURE and my breasts!!
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel like it...depends on if i work the next day or not
Your Most Missed Memory: growing up with the kids i cherish til today...before being 21 looking for things to do...and San Diego
Pepsi or Coke: diet pEpsi for sure!
MacDonalds or Burger King: both are gross...how about jack in the box?
Single or Group Dates: depends...if i dont know you too well..group...if we are buds and im comftable with you...then single! depends on if i trust you or not
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: umm i drink green tea sometimes
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends...i like my men vanilla!! haha!
Cappuccino or Coffee: ehhh i dunno both are equal i guess
Do you Smoke: Nope...but this one time at old towne i stold nicks and jenners cigs i smoked a whole pack practically that night lol eww nasty! but i was stressed
Do you Swear: umm thats a fucking given
Do you Sing: all the time!! american idol baby!! the next william hung
Do you Shower Daily: yes nightly and before going out
Have you Been in Love: sadly yeah i was....but thats the past
Do you want to go to College: ehhh no i cant sit to long in school...im unpatient with school
Do you belive in yourself: yeah......there are days that i doubt myself though
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope..well ok...if we are going on turns like to santa cruz and if im in the backseat and cant see i get really sick...i have to drive or be in passenger..i get closterphobic too..
Do you think you are Attractive: there are days...but then again there are days i think i look hideous too..BUT I DONT GIVE A FUCK
Are you a Health Freak: HAHA have you seen me?? Im thicker then a snicker and come like your sunday paper!!
Do you get along with your Parents: ehh my dad and i are working on it...he is a little pansy though
Do you like Thunderstorms: ilove them!! i love to see lightning crash! its beautiful
Do you play an Instrument: ummm this one time at band camp!! lol no but i got me an acoustic guitar that i dont touch but sometimes strum and it sounds like shit lol
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: umm past 24 hours lol
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah damnnick and jenner
In the past month have you been on Drugs: this question is to remain unanswered
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes i have...but that was a no go
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: umm yes ghetto ass stockton
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no eww
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no eww
In the past month have you been on Stage: lol uhh i stood on top of a boat dancing..i made it my stage lol
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hmmmm nope not this month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: uhh nothing..
Ever been Drunk: have you not seen my myspace?? all my pics include alcohol practically
Ever been called a Tease: all the time!!! im just scared thats all!! me and the chack im afraid of lol
Ever been Beaten up: nope...
Ever Shoplifted: ok when i was younger but that was retarded
How do you want to Die: peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i still havent figured that out....but a great mother and wife
What country would you most like to Visit: all over europe actually
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or green or mixed
Favourite Hair Color: brown or dirty blonde
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller then 5'8..i like to feel like im looking up to my man.
Weight: i prefer em over 185....but some men carry themselves different.
Best Clothing Style: ehh im a sucker for the skater/surfer/snowboarder/dirt bike rider style...travis barkers style is hot.
Number of Drugs I have taken: good question...wont answer that
Number of CDs I own: a whole fucking lot! i love music!
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: o but i want some i love tats there sexy
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ehh my birth mom...but things ive done? everything has made me who i am today so i try not to regret anything just take it as a lesson in learning
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! this layout is from whateverlife.com!Now thats hot! James i heart you! James and I.we represent the green eyes!! AWW james we are too cute! Just a peck i swear!! TOLD YOU I WAS ABOUT THE GANG BANG GANG BANG NUMBER 2!! HAHA INSIDE JOKE

My Interests

go ahead and send me a message on [email protected] or blinkembaby182 on aim those are both my messenger sn's
Mellie and i at her weddingnew video slideshow! some old pics some new!

I'd like to meet:

Someone who's words are captivating and soul is unexplainable. Not some one who is just average. I dont like just average.

Music:

i like everything..i like to dance so i like hip hop and r&b but then i like other stuff too. the best music is me singing lol! I FEEL BAD FOR WHO HAS TO HEAR ME SING..IM AUDITIONING FOR AMERICAN IDOL NEXT SEASON SO EVERYONE GET READY TO BUY MY CD WHEN IT COMES OUT...ILL BE THE NEXT WILLIAM HUNG...BUT ILL BE SINGING LIKE A VIRGIN LOL....2006 WHAT WHAT EXPECT MY CD SOON...
Matt and I on the beach in Santa Cruz

Movies:

American pie all sequals im a stiffler lover! Kandice and I at Robs house ohh how Sparks fuck us up! all up in the cam like whoa!! lol gotta love us! AUNTIE JO JO LOVES HER AUBRIE!!

Television:

DONT LAUGH BUT I HONESTLY LIKE ESPN im a GIANTS, 49ER, KINGS, AND SHARKS FAN!!!! I dont watch much tv but if i do its like MTV or VH1 i like music a lot.. How beautiful is this? This is my collection I love light houses! Im soo amused by them there absoultely goregous

Books:

Do magazines count?????? i like COSMOPOLITAN i like to read all the sex stuff and get educated so im not retarded in that epic.

Heroes:

Richard simmons.....watching him run around in spandex shorts while he caress him self makes me laugh and makes me realize you can be anyone and make money...lol no but really i dont have a heroe persay.....Maybe my future husband will be my heroe but i dunno for now i have no hero

My Blog

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY I REST MY HEAD AT NIGHT LOOKING FORWARD TO A NEW DAILY BEGINING

Summon up some patience. Many new opportunities are waiting for you, but trying to force circumstances to happen on your schedule isn't going to work. Trust the universe.   i guess at the end of...
Posted by ♠JoLee ♠ on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 04:36:00 PST

♠ PISMO THANKS GIVING WEEKEND...AND MY BDAY..READ FOR DETAILS FIR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS

OK SO WE ALL KNOW THAT WE ARE ONE DAY AWAY FROM SEPT..WHICH MEANS BEFORE YOU KNOW IT..ITS OCTOBER AND HALLOWEEN IS HERE..AND THEN BOOM ITS NOVEMBER AND THANKSGIVING IS HERE..WELL KANDICE AND I WENT TO...
Posted by ♠JoLee ♠ on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:08:00 PST

OK SO SERIOSULY??WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE COMING FROM?

sOO yAH i keep getting hit up by random people here on myspace..I got 73 friend requests today... about 40 percent were from out of state and about the 60 percent were black folks soo ghetto they put ...
Posted by ♠JoLee ♠ on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:47:00 PST

WHAT A STRANGE DAY...MAKES ME WANT TO GRAB MY DIARY AN EXPRESS DEEPLY

SO today randomally driving around i ran into one of my ex's best friends...Gave him a hug and caught up for a minute...How i ran into him was i wasnt paying attention when i drove and had to flip a b...
Posted by ♠JoLee ♠ on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

I MISS BEING A KID!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHY

OK SO SERIOUSLY THOUGH DO YOU ALL REMEMBER WHEN ASKING YOUR PARENTS FOR A BUCK GOT YOU A LOT? DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN GOING TO THE LIQUOR STORE AND BUYING 5 CENT CANDIES WAS A COOL THING TO DO AND REASON...
Posted by ♠JoLee ♠ on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:51:00 PST

SO YOU CALL ME A SLUT

WOW TONIGHT IS WEIRD..MAYBE ITS THE MOON? OR MAYBE ITS JUST PEOPLE IN GENERAL I DUNNO BUT....I GOT SOME RANDOM SHIT HAPPENING TONIGHT..READ ALL ABOUT IT. Heyy i think its funny when people call my cel...
Posted by ♠JoLee ♠ on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:59:00 PST

JOBS THAT MAKE YOU GO WTF...AND WALK THE FUCK OUT..OHH HELL NO

ok soo as some of you know..im on a job hunt...so i look in the paper and an add caught my eye..i was like sweet ill give this a try...paper article says part time team management of property..im thin...
Posted by ♠JoLee ♠ on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:23:00 PST

♠ SO WHAT? ♠

ok so life throws you curves...you learn to go with them right?? Ok so now that leaves me saying..... SO WHAT??? Steph my future San Diego roomie and I were just talking about San Diego... so maybe r...
Posted by ♠JoLee ♠ on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:41:00 PST

FELLAS READ UP...LADIES BE THIS CHICK

Ok so i was laying down...and boom i was like you know what i feel like a good laughter and i feel like writting...soo here is what i came up....let me know what you think..this is what i call "how to...
Posted by ♠JoLee ♠ on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:03:00 PST

An old blog from april that inspired me

MAN READING MY BLOG REFLECTION I WROTE BACK IN APRIL...feelings still remain... The deepest blog i ever wrote...still remains my deepest..i took the time to read it again just now...and funny...i dont...
Posted by ♠JoLee ♠ on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:21:00 PST