To get as far away from poor as possible. Vanilla pudding. Boy do I love vanilla pudding!!!!!!! Not dating or F'ing around. Odd but true. So please save it. I don't want to hear about how great your stink box is, how you can clap your poo shooter, or how soft your milk squirters are.
Tards. Chunky Pam. A stereotypical Jew. An Albino would be nice. Vanilla pudding. Maybe a midget or two would be cool, too. DEAF PEOPLE!!!! And I'm so serious. I really want to meet deaf people. After watching that movie "Babel" I wanted to meet one soooooooooo bad. Ummmm, that's it. Oh, and God. But that's just so I can belt him right across the lips for letting me down the one time in 25 years that I asked for, and really needed his help. FAG!
I love the sound of car crashes. Hearing people cry is pretty sweet.
Almost every Saturday, by myself. And I intend to keep it that way. That's my "alone time."
Reality happens every second of your life. Whether you're eating potato chips, humping, taking a shower, getting fired, or giving the asshole who just cut you off a middle finger so strong that it feels like it's about to shoot off your hand. So why sit your dumb ass down in front of a tv for hours and watch another persons ratings induced reality? You should have your rights to being a human revoked for having such a hapless interest in others. Get up and go do something, you asshole.
Pretty much anything that has to do with business ownership, web illustration/design, and photography.
1.The Tourettes Guy. In my opinion he is better than God (who is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay at the bottom of my list). 2.The lady at the Hess in Brandon who I handed a $20 to, asked for $10 on pump five, and she handed me another $20 as change, and cut the pump on for $20 in gas (true story). 3. Oh yeah, and those people who give out free samples at Sam's Club. You can go back time after time after time, and they just keep on giving up the goods. They kick ass!!!!!