Im awesome, much more awesome then you. Im sorry, the truth hurts. Its ok for you to cry now.
long walks on the beach, nights by the fireside, watching the sunset, and oppressing the plabean masses
Josephus the blind seeing eye dog
sounds good
fight club, v for vendetta, donnie darko, zoolander, anything with bruce lee/will farrell
television is bad
alice in wonderland and through the looking glass, r.a. salvatore, h.p. lovecraft,
jesus