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About Me

Oh my God, Kyle Walker is just so amazing. Seriously, he's like the greatest guy. Ever. Everyone wants to date Kyle Walker. Everyone wants to be Kyle Walker Where do you keep your Kyle Walker shrine? In the closet? Me too. A lot of people keep their Kyle Walker shrines in the bathroom, which is totally not creepy at all. Kyle Walker saved my life. Twice. Seriously. I was there, it happened.Let's give a big hand to Kyle Walker, because without him, I wouldn't be here.

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Wondrously Wonderful Adventures of Kyle Walker of Wonder!!!! (Younger About Me Section)

Upon a hill in the distance I spotted a person. As I drew near, I saw that it was a young man. He was tall, heavy set and had blonde hair. Probably of Nordic stock, I decided. When I reached him I hel...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 16:57:00 GMT

Old "About Me" section

I wrote this for an "about me" project in English my Sophmore year. I got like, a 50 on it because the student teacher had a vendetta against me (probably something to do with my being an asshole). I'...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:31:00 GMT

April 26, Scrawlings

    I was walking home one day when I saw myself sitting on the curb of the road. I approached myself cautiously, for I'm never sure how I'll reacty to being startled, especially by mys...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:41:00 GMT