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Joe

Back to normal for now.

About Me

I am cold, bitter, sarcastic, cynical, opinionated, misanthropic, and exceedingly quiet. I feel like I'm gradually becoming more and more like Holden Caulfield from "The Catcher in the Rye." However, I make my girlfriend Shannon giggle.

My Interests

Dorking out, gay dancing games (DDR, ITG, And Pump It Up to a lesser degree), beatmania IIDX, video games in general, Stepmania, and of course, the almightiness of plastic statuary.

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't infinitely retarded. And women who are neither vapid dumbasses, nor easy/fast/loose. I would give anything to meet Him just once.

Music:

Music from gay dancing games, music from "beat" games (IIDX, DJ MAX, O2Jam), trance, some breaks, nustyle gabber, HOUSE, and some drum'n'bass. Otherwise, it's whatever tastes good to the ears. TERANOID. Also, motherfucking COSMOS!!!

Movies:

Almost anything comedy or sci-fi.

Television:

*Shrugs* I just watch Cartoon Network/Adult Swim mostly. And Comedy Central, and History Channel. And Mythbusters.

Books:

The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce. The Catcher in the Rye is pretty okay. Spawn.

Heroes:

Bob Ross. Alucard. Dante. Kratos. The guy who invented Xevoz. TODD MACFARLANE. Thomas Bangalter!!!

My Blog

Divine wrath.

All you women who seek naught other than trying to entice me to view pictures of yourself are wasting my time as well as your own.  Every single day I have to deny another request from some Impur...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:28:00 PST

Lines composed early one morning.

What devil instills a fevered nightmare serving only to ignite a war within, a war between feelings and morals?  What man has before feared what I do at this very moment?  A dire impass has ...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:45:00 PST

St. Valentine's Day is right around the corner.

Which means I'll probably hate everyone even more, and I'll likely be filled with venom, bile, and bitterness all day....
Posted by Joe on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:07:00 PST

Nickelback

Throw more rocks at Nickelback.
Posted by Joe on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:34:00 PST

The Pussycat Dolls

There's six of them, and six bullets in a revolver.You can figure out the rest.
Posted by Joe on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:37:00 PST

Xenosaga III = :D

This is among the finest RPG's I've played.  The most important part is, of course, THEY FIXED EVERYTHING THAT WAS WRONG IN TWO.  The Break system actually works, shops (i.e. actually buying...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 08:01:00 PST

This, that, and the other.

I found Disgaea: Hour of Darkness the other day, and I've barely quit playing since then.DJ MAX Portable has one of the best soundtracks of any rhythm game.And I'd like to take a moment to thank Tony ...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:01:00 PST

Owned.

Reformatted my computer last night. By accident. Dammit.
Posted by Joe on Thu, 04 May 2006 03:09:00 PST

HAHA!!!

Posting a blog.  From school.I am so bored right now.  Like, "to tears" bored.*nap*
Posted by Joe on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:12:00 PST

God of War

FINALLY bought this game. $20 too. This is probably the most violent game ever made. Wow... simply, wow. I spent the first hour of the game laughing at the magnitude and volume of the violence. L...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 06:17:00 PST