Just hit me up and I'll tell y'allz! :P
I'd like to meet:
WEIRD AL!!
Oh, and this Dark Angel thing isn't for me...I dedicate this to my best friend in the whole world, Jojo!!! :P
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Music:
All types. Play it and I'll Ebert for you.
Movies:
Does it matter? Movies is movies. Too many to name.DAMN STRAIGHT!! GO MONTANA!! WOOTTT!!
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Montana came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lolCALIFORNIA:- I can wear sandals all year long- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear- I know 65 mph really means 100- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)- My governor can kick your governors ass- I can go out at midnight-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]- The best athletes come from here*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*************IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Montana
:Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...Hey... California listen up... Montana is where its at!- I too can wear sandals all year long, cuz im hardcore like that... plus I can put on boots to stomp your feet and I won't even stick out.- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yinz" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous.- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?
Check out downtown Missoula.- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down? If 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...- I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans, Italians, Greeks, Irish, etc. Ethnicity and heritage are very important here. We are proud of who we are! All of US!- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?- When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind. And can you say... PARTY in the corn fields in Hobb's Back Pasture, BYOB! ... Everyone find an adult to buy the beer! ...? Didn't think so!- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then or what about noon drinkin since midnight. Oh yeah 24 hour alcohol.....- Ok... you said, "You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code." Thats because you are scared that someone will drive by and shoot your ass up. You just hope they don't know what area code you are talking about. We don't care around here.- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit But It's ok..We just look 10 times better and wonder what happend to you!- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.- You can pick up Real Mexican food 24 hours a day huh... But can you get any other food?- Football is a religion, not a sport.- In Montana, 65 MPH means 65 MPH, because here, the police actually give a shit, and have time to catch speeders. Because they aren't all out looking for Lindsay Lohan to hit a tree, or busting gang bangers for drugs every 5 seconds! Well, unless you're on a dirt road....-90% of teenagers say "holy shit" before they get in a car accident. The other 10% are from Montana and they say "hold my beer and watch this shit!!!"-Californians will read this and say "oh, thats not cool" Montanans will read this and say "WOOOOO!!! hahaha YEEHAW!!!"-And one more thing. No Pollution. Beat that bitch!!COME ON MONTANA SHOW YOUR COLORS! REPOST!
"Bitch I'm From Montana"
Television:
Dun have time for it anymorez
Books:
*sigh* ALL OF 'EM! XD jk ,jk
Fantasy, mostly, but if you say a book's good, I'll prolly check it out.
Heroes:
Weird Al. It's my dream to write a song that he totally degrades in his charming, shock-value, parodic way.----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 12:13 AM*kisses* i want you to be my Mrs Lovett =D (except i promise i wont throw you into an oven lol)----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 12, 2008 11:18 PMOMG! That is so romantic (weirdly so) I'll be you Mrs. Lovett, Mr. T ^_^----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 12:20 AM*picks you up and dances with you* Whats the sound of the world out there? The crunching noises prevailing the air ^__^----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 12, 2008 11:25 PMlolz I only got to see it once while it was here..I dun know the words. :P "Worst meat pies in London"----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 12:28 AMoh well... *sings* "its man devouring man out there/so who are we to deny it in here!"if you cannot tell, i have the soundtrack and love it XD----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 12, 2008 11:30 PMGASP!! you HAVE to send me a copy!! :O take pity on the poor!!----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 12:33 AMI wish i could, but its on itunes =(----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 12, 2008 11:34 PM:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 12:37 AMbut... how about a shave instead -__-lol i kid i kid!----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 12, 2008 11:42 PMXD omfo! I kid, I kid! I joke, I joke! Did you know Sacha Baron Cohen was in Sweeney Todd?----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 12:44 AMhells yeahHe was "the so famous pirelli the king of the barbers the barber of kings congirno good day!He blow you a kiss ^__^ *kisses*----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 12, 2008 11:48 PMXD Exactly. But when he started sharpening his razor and kept cutting that kid, I wanted to beat the shite outta him. _----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 12:52 AMEveryone was epic in that movie though, even Borat lolI gotta go to bed now, my pet. Message me later though.*kisses deep* goodnight ^__^----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 12, 2008 11:57 PM*kisses back* Night my love. ^_^ Side note: I would TOTALLY do Helena Bonham Carter if she were bi.----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 11:35 AM*snuggles close* and i would totally help you in that regard *kisses*----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 13, 2008 9:21 PMlawalz I'm sure you would. ^_^----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 10:25 PMI once had a mad crush on helena Bonahm Carter in 8th grade. She was in that movie Merlin where she played morgan le fey----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 13, 2008 9:29 PMI know. I luv that movie. And Sam Neil was Merlin, Maranda Richardson was Mab, Martin Short was that goofy guy....lolz----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 10:31 PMIt was awesome =D*sings* mrs lovett
what a charming notion
and imminently practical and yet appropriate as always
Mrs Lovett
how ive lived without you all these years
Ill never know ^__^----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 13, 2008 9:33 PM*blushes and puts on a Cockney accent* Oh, Mr. T----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 10:38 PM*dances with you* Ill take a little priest, my pet =D----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 13, 2008 9:41 PMXd Hey, can you give me the lyrics to the songs so I can actually learn 'em?----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 10:44 PMthere are a whole bunch herehttp://www.soundtracklyrics.net/s/sweeney-todd.htm------
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From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 13, 2008 9:52 PMLazy. XD
And I saw you added me mumseh. You were the only one who did. Xd Ish u crushin'? *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 11:08 PM*wink wink nudge nudge* say no more =P----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 13, 2008 10:12 PMI meant on me, not my mum...that came out wrong. XD lmao----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 11:15 PMlol well damn i guess i shouldnt have insinuated that i had a crush on your momXD i kid i kid *kisses*----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 13, 2008 10:20 PMlmfao She's pretty hott tho. If we weren't related and I was a dude, I'd do her. XD
*kisses you back, hoping that really creeped you out*----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 11:24 PM0__0.........*ultimately ignores it and rests beside you*----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 13, 2008 10:37 PM:P
*sings random songage*
I smell sex and candy...yeah
get my television fix sitting on my crucifix
peaches come from a can they were put there by a man----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 11:44 PM*sings*
Come... as you are. as a friend. As i want you to be!
Im turnin japanese i think im turning japanese i really think so
Annie are you okay? Are you jealous? Are you okay Annie?----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 13, 2008 10:56 PM*sings*
I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral can't understand what you mean when I sing well
do you ever lock yourself in your room
you phucking phreak shut your fucking mouth
shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 14, 2008 12:09 AM*sings*
We'lllllllll be lost before the dawn!
Everything i do: I do it for you
Lovely rita, meter maid, may i inquire discreetly?----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -Life and Love No Longer Matter-
Date: Feb 13, 2008 11:14 PMXd We are so weird.
*sings*
Let the bodies hit the floor
I GOT BIG BALLS
I was born from original sin----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 14, 2008 12:33 AM*sings*
When i was, a young boy my father took me into the city...
Lets get these teens hearts beating FASTER FASTER!
*in an indie style* I like big butts and i cannot lie----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -*hearts* Bondage and All It Entails-
Date: Feb 14, 2008 12:50 AMXD Did you see the Simpson's spoof of Baby Got Back??----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 14, 2008 1:45 PMcannot say that i have =/i have not watched the simpsons for some time now. I got bored a few seasons ago lol----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -*hearts* Bondage and All It Entails-
Date: Feb 15, 2008 10:53 AMXD Well, it was 2006's Treehouse of Horror. Homer ate some green space blob and started turnig into one, and he kept eating all the fat people in town. And he was walking down the street, to Baby Likes Fats, and they actually got Sir Mix A Lot to spoof it!! And then Dr. Phil was there, and Homer was like, " I don't have a problem.I can stop anytime I want." and Dr. PHil was like, "Don't sell me an outhouse and tell me it's the Taj Ma Hal."----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 15, 2008 12:04 PMhaha doctor phil!I have this picture of him pointing, with the caption: "youre fat: Dont try to sugar coat it, because youll end up eating that too!"Hes such an asshole XDUhh its too cold for california today *snuggles close, putting his cold hands on your back*----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -*hearts* Bondage and All It Entails-
Date: Feb 15, 2008 11:12 AMXD XD XD XD XD
So wrong. And what tempertature is it there? If you say 50 degrees or above, you lose a nut.----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 15, 2008 1:43 PMBut i use my nuts in everyday life =(you better take something else *and dont say my penis either!*.........or my butthole =,----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -*hearts* Bondage and All It Entails-
Date: Feb 15, 2008 3:07 PMLMFAO----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 15, 2008 4:41 PMits-a-not funny (unless said in a funny voice =/)my nuts are pivotable to mission success ^__^----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -*hearts* Bondage and All It Entails-
Date: Feb 15, 2008 3:56 PMThen I guess your missions just doomed to fail. *reaches all ninja-like for your nuts*----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 15, 2008 5:33 PM*pulls off a cool Jack sparrow like pirate evade, to end up on the other side of the room*and that was all without a single drop of rum! ^__^----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Emo Arty -PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME!!-
Date: Feb 16, 2008 6:03 PM^_^ *waves as you dive around her* I love those moments! I love to wave at them as they pass me by!----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kreacher (of Blood and Rank)
Date: Feb 17, 2008 2:29 AMhaha *dusts himself off, then looks at you, right before he panics and pulls out his pistol*hehe...hehehe...heheheeh hahahahahahahahahhhhhahahahahaha *starts to relax a little... before stiffening up again and aiming his pistol at you* alright!
