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hannah

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Im blonde, very blonde. I cant cross the road unassissted. And if anyone points out the fact that I spelt that wrong I will personally chew their head off; because I am drunk, and whilst being a pedantic cow about spelling noramlly, when drunk I am beyond criticism *cough* until I land on my face.I loathe talking about myself. Im blonde, short and annoying. How's that?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp. Or Johnny Rhys Meyers. Or my ex so I can throw blunt objects at his head. All are good for me. If not, sod off *being aggressive drunk*