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Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously!

About Me

Virtuoso, philanthropist, visionary... None of these are an apt description of me. Lazy, unemployed, unmotivated...gettin' closer... I am the Almighty Cactus! I am a guitarist/bass player/dodgy singer/audio engineer in training who resides in Newborough and enjoys stopping to listen to the vast array of sounds that we take for granted every day, drinking Stone's and smoking from my wooden pipe whilst wearing my old man jacket (I'm one classy hobo). Welcome to my pointless myspace profile aboot nothing.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||| 58%
Orderliness |||| 18%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic || 10%
Humanitarian |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic || 10%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Family drive |||||| 23%
Physical Fitness |||||| %
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||| 16%
Honor |||||||||||| 50%
Thriftiness |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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MySpace Editor

MySpace Layouts MySpace Editor Icons Collage MySpace Graphics Photo Collage
Bill Hicks - You're children aren't special.
Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose
Focus - Hocus Pocus
The most brutal wrestling match ever. Terry Funk vs Sabu in a barbed wire match... Now I know what you're all thinking. 'Wrestling is lame and gay and it's for 6 year olds'. But this is the single most brutal match in professional wrestling history.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My real family...Please excrete me from this sphincteral prison lord!

My Blog

Lyrics in the works.

Just a few lyrical ideas...Epigraph to a DreamSecret sribes seek carved in stone,A message of antiquity,While beggars huddle 'round a flame,And sit to pass the time,A widow cries the night away,Her te...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:27:00 GMT

I have too much spare time on my hands...

This is what happens when a bored stoner tries to rap...They call me DJ Noble,I don't play no paso doble,Livin' life like a hobo,Never stationary, always mobile,Rollin' through Chernobyl,Rockin' in Gr...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:11:00 GMT

Let’s boycott all blogs!

...Starting with this one......If you're still reading this, you've failed.
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:54:00 GMT